How to Survive a Minor to Moderate Zombie Outbreak.





Introduction: How to Survive a Minor to Moderate Zombie Outbreak.

Oh sh**t!! You have a man covered in blood with a chuck missing from his neck banging on your window, looks like you may have zombies! (Note: If the attacker is short wearing all green he is likely Irish and just drunk no need to shoot him in the head just call the cops.)

Step 1: Supplies! (you Wont Find These at Staples)

These are the basic things you will need

1. Non-perishable food.
2. Weapons.
3. Survival kit
4. Odds and Ends

Step 2: Non-perishable Food.

"In the event of emergency, it's important to have food supplies that don't need refrigeration and can be prepared with ease. " - some site

There are different kinds of food that's good in a "zombie situation"

1.MRE: Meal Ready to Eat, (aka meal refusing to exit)
The Meal, Ready-to-Eat  commonly known as the MRE  is a self-contained, individual field ration in lightweight packaging bought by the United States military for its service-members for use in combat or other field conditions where organized food facilities are not available. The MRE replaced the canned MCI or Meal, Combat, Individual rations in 1981 and is the intended successor to the lighter LRP ration developed by the U.S. Army for Special Forces and U.S. Army Ranger patrol units in Vietnam. (hard to find)

2. Canned Goods: Canning is a method of preserving food in which the food is processed and sealed in an airtight container. The process was first developed as a French military discovery by Nicolas Appert. The packaging prevents microorganisms from entering and proliferating inside.

3. Freeze dried food: In planning for the long-duration Apollo missions, NASA conducted extensive research into space food. One of the techniques developed was freeze drying. Action Products commercialized this technique, concentrating on snack food. The foods are cooked, quickly frozen, and then slowly heated in a vacuum chamber to remove the ice crystals formed by the freezing process. The final product retains 98% of its nutrition and weighs only 20% of its original weight. Today, one of the benefits of this advancement in food preparation includes simple nutritious meals available to handicapped and otherwise homebound senior adults unable to take advantage of existing meal programs (best of them all)

Step 3: Weapons!!

Okay Rambo, you wanna survive the end of the world guns a' blazin?
Heres a guide for you.

You can use what ever kinda gun you want here but just remember how much ammo you have.

1. primary weapon (shot guns or submachine guns are good here)
Why?: A shot gun is a very well rounded gun for fighting all kinds of zombies, one draw back is long loading time and small ammo capacity but is better suited to those who wish to avoid zombies and just wanna get away. An mp5 or other sub machine guns are better suited to those who are looting or battling for control of the city, advantages of this gun are large clips, versatility and light ammo and common ammo if you find the right kind.

2. secondary weapon (rifle)

A rifle is well suited to those holding up some where or as a hunting weapon for those who fled to a wilderness location (a marine is nothing without his rifle, a rifle is nothing without its marine

3. side arm (pistol (.45s are good)

A pistol. Is there any other weapon more loved by Americans? Maybe but it is one reliable weapon. When your $56,000 FN P90 jams up it's your hand gun that's gonna bail you out with its quick load and time ease of repair.
4. melee

Oh boy the katana a amine fans wet dream, and a zombies hot lunch. While running through a mob of the rotting dead may seem cool in reality light bladed weapons are very hard to control, while a machete or hachet heavy bladed weapons will smash the skull of any zombie.

Step 4: Survival Kit.

Things you will need.
1. basic med kit (at the very least)
2 good lighter + fuel and flints (Zippo)
3. Camp mirror.
4. Every episode of Survivor man. (or you can just watch them now)
5. Smoke bombs (if they cant see you they cant get you)
6. Long rope.
7. hand axe (can be used as a weapon in a pinch)
8. Knowlage of the area you're going to. (what plants/bugs/animals you can eat what animals are deadly, terrain etc)
9. secondary fire starting tool (magnesium flint stick)
10. Hunting knife and multi-tool
11. Folding camp shovel
12. Saw

Step 5: Odds and Ends

Thank you for reading my first guide i hope you liked it.

This is still a work in progress.

Step 6: Types of Zombies. (and How to Deal With Them)

Reanimated (slow):Classic Gorge A Ramero zombie
Reanimated (fast):



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    Slow: Walk, don't run.

    All cases: elevation

    I follow Alton Brown's advice in the kitchen for melee weapons: no unitaskers. Enter the Halligan Bar. For extra coin, you can get this in titanium for a great weight reduction.

    I would sacrifice a bus load of nuns to the dark lord for a single pouch of the cheese tortellini from the MRE meals. It is freakin' delicious!

    I love the .45 & I have carried one every day on duty for the past 21 years. With that said, during the impending zombie apocalypse it would be best to have a Glock .40 and a Beretta 92. The sole reason being that most police holsters (in the US at any rate) are filled with Glock handguns and the Beretta is the standard issue sidearm of the National Guard. There will be plenty of magazines and ammo to be had when the apocalypse arrives. In a pinch, you can pick up the weapons themselves; however, you want to know that your weapon is reliable and where those pointy things go when they come out of he business end. A lot of police and military issued weapons are not lovingly maintained and you don't want to have to pull maintenance on them, much less check the zero, when Zack is on the loose. Even though headshots look easy in the documentary series "The Walking Dead" , you probably won't have time for target practice, nor is it a good idea as it will draw Zack into the area before you may be ready. Once properly zeroed, it would be valuable to take inexperienced members of your group out for some live fire stress inoculation in lightly infested Z territory. The same reasons can be used for the Remington 870 and the M4/16 platforms. You can find them in almost any cruiser in the country. You can also use 00 buck to breach doors in a pinch and the 870 will fire everything from birdshot to slugs. You simply can't beat it for a scattergun. Sorry for droning on but a hit team from the CDC Special Investigations Unit poisoned me with some Bombay Sapphire (in the spirit of the Olympic host country) in yet another attempt to silence me and my warning song.

    (a marine is nothing without his rifle, a rifle is nothing without its marine none of that is right. marines are trained in hand to hand combat, so thats the first part thats proved wrong, and the second part, you dont have to be a marine to be able to load and fire military weaponry. for the shotgun i would suggest the AA12 auto shotgun my self. heres a point to ask yourself, why have a .45, when you can have a desert eagle .50, or, refereing to your point about smg's why not have a micro uzi or uzi pistol? (they are actually different weapons, contrary to popular belief, look it up for more info.) my personal weapons of choice below: AA12 auto shotgun Panther LR308T IMI desert eagle .50

    My personal weapons of choice;
    Dragunov SVD. Light weight, decent calibre.

    MP5 or something similar with a good rate of fire, lightness, and available ammo. 9mm is common enough.

    Glock 19/20/etc x2. 9mm as well, so i only need 2 types of ammo, 1 for pistol/mp5 and dragunov. Drag ammo might be hard to find though, isnt standard NATO 7.62 i think.....

    For close quarters i'd have some form of jacket with plastic(polycarbonate aka bulletproof glass) in a sort of armor shape in the arms and across the chest. A helmet wouldnt hurt, but it would get in the way.

    Best advice is get on a boat, with food, and stay in the middle of a deep river.....zombies cant swim right?

    Good call on the rifle. For me: Rifle would be Remington 700 with bipod and decent scope. 9mm for pistol, but not a glock. I don't trust a hammer-less pistol; especially on the run.
    The MP5 is good, or any other sub machine gun for that matter, but not for the zombies. That's for the other non-zombified crazies. But I think I'd rather have an M4 or a similar assault rifle with ACOG, flashlight, silencer, and a couple other goodies. (Maybe an M203 for kicks and giggles) >:D
    As for your jacket, got with one of the several armored motorcycle jackets. Leather would provide a little defense in itself. Add the kevlar or polycarbonite armor with the mobility they provide and you're golden.
    Up close, a quality tactical hatchet or spiked bludgeon.

    Oh and zombies can't swim, but theoretically, they can climb anchor ropes. Unless you anchored to a couple of trees. Probably wouldn't have the instinct to pull you in by the rope.

    Good post though. I'd keep you in the group. :P


    decent choices with the dragonov, because i think any fight with a thing that fels no pain is going to turn bad (i am uncordanated with fights but i am a decent shot) and any bloodsplats at close range could turn you into one of them.
    look into the MP5k, best compact zombie gun. can be used one handed, you can get 100rd drums, 9mm can break skulls and mush brain easily, verry manureable, and only around 1.5 kg i think it was.

    Drug is a 7.62 Russian not 7.62 NATO, but awesome gun choice (I want one).
    Zombies can run underwater because they don't breathe, haha

    Yeh i said it isnt 7.62nato but im sure there are some gunsmiths who could rechamber it for the nato.

    Zombies cant fly....right?