How to Survive a Zombie Attack





Introduction: How to Survive a Zombie Attack

O.K., your worried about the zombie apocolypse and you dont know what to do. Well here is a instructable to help you out. So if you are ready lets go.

Step 1: Materiels Part 1

here is a list of materials you need. this is just part 1 so we are just cover food in this one.

ramen- great food. tastes good cooked or dry, plus it never spoiles.
canned foods-never parish but sometimes not all that good tasting.
meat- be carful with this one, it tastes great but can parish over time.
bottled water-better than tap because tap might be spoiled.

So you have your  food, but you may have packed something like,
left over food in the frige,
dont worry about that stuff, get rid of if, it will help  in the long run.

Step 2: Materials Part 2

Here is a list of stuff that you should carry with you or just your clothes. Yes, thats right, your clothes can decide weather you live or not.

cargo pants- usually light weight, strong and a lot of extra room.
tactial vest- provides protection and a lot of pockets to hold stuff.
portable stove- heats up water for ramen and cooks the meat.
frying pan- something to cook the meat and doubles as a weapon.
small pot- for boiling the water.
knee pads and elbow pads- a little bit of protection.
helmet- even more protection.
mask- a paintball or airsoft mask will help from cuts to the face or getting spit in your mouth.
gloves- gives you a better grip.
jacket- a little protection from cuts.
matches or a lighter- helps if you dont have a portable stove.
backpack- the bigger the better. helps if you dont have enough room to carry stuff.
scarf- protects the neck.

This is pretty much the base line for what you need to carry.

Step 3: Weapons Part 1

this is basically knifes and hand tools.

multi tool- its basicly a small pocket knife on steriods.
hand ax- good for choping off heads.
fixed blade- good for cutting rope or slicing and dicing.
hammer- helps to baracade doors and windows, and a good bashing weapon.

These can be basicly any tool from a shovel to a chainsaw. oh, also stay away from swords,they break to easly and to big.

Step 4: Weapons Part 2

So, pretty much guns.

handgun- small, takes clips, easy to fing ammo.
mp5k(or any small automatic weapon)- small, but bigger tack down rate.
m16- this would be the largest automatic you shoud go with.
shotgun- if you can, leave this ang go with the m16.

Now you should be ok with weapons.
tip- dont go full auto all the time, sometimes short bursts will do the job.

Step 5: People You Will Need

you will need a group if you want to get out of this alive.

men- usally great with a gun in their hands.
woman- great at medics and to keep your hopes up.
musclur men- put something heavy in their hands and watch the show.
free runners- great for scouting and geating into restricted areas.
people that have been in a war- they are familiar with these things.
people who street race- if you are in a car, they can get you out of tight places easly.

 Dont get to atached to people if they die or you have to shoot them, you dont want to regret it.

Step 6: Vehicles

here are the things you are going to need to get from place to place.

flatbed  truck- all terain, and the bed can be used to carry suplies or to shoot while on the go.
a bus- great for carring supplies, large amounts of people, and rely hard for a zombie to get into.
tanker truck- you are going to need a lot of gas to get to a safer location.

Anything rugged, will do you fine.

Step 7: Places to Hide

you are going to need a place to stay and collect your thoughts.

appartments- lots of places to hide and zombies will easily get confused.
prison- large place, the cells will keep you away from zombie if they get in and the fence should hold them back.
large neighborhood- its going to take zombies a while to find you.
place in the woods- provides coverage and not a lot of people live out in the woods.

Step 8: Tips

killing-shoot them in the head or bash their heads open.
safe- no place is safe, only safer.
team killing- be willing to kill anyone on your side at all time.
plannig- plan out your movement, estimate were your going to be next.
surround- never be surrounded by zombies,period.
escape- never be surrounded by zombies and not have an escape rout.
spliting up- never split up.
perimeter- set up a perimeter if you can.



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    and to enjoy the little things.
    holes to poke:
    your suggested buildings include apartments, which violates
    rule 22: When in doubt know your way out.
    also the problem with having a group of people that large is supplies will be an issue, and it encourages the breaking of
    rule 17: don't be a hero
    you want to keep the amount of people rather low, with a maximum of ten people, which allows for five shifts a night without requiring so much sleeping space as to force you to split up or risk yourselves in search of a larger area. Also you should add some sections on trust and good skills that would be needed i.e. if you come upon someone who wants to trade, then first thoroughly examine them to make sure they haven't got a scratch on them, or that they haven't had any recent operations, as the trade in organs was probably diluted with zombie organs or other things at the start of the infection.

    Overall very good though, but if you add a bit more it could be much better

    Rule 17. Don’t be a hero (later crossed out to be a hero).

    Lmao, zombie land rocked. Don't forget to not use washrooms too, nothing worse than a zombie catching you with your pants down.

    Nah, i think Shaun of the Dead was like 10x better.

    And where do u S*** then? The woods?

    if that is from the zombie suvival book then i wouldnt know that, i havent read that book. i made this at night, and just used what came to thought

    oh and where are you getting these rules from?

    its me again with this other weird comment.
    swords being breakeable is not what makes them an unaccured choice (when taking a weapon) the biggest problem of swords is that you need to  be either some kind of skilled samuray/ninja/martial art expert or some sort of chuck norris to be able to slice trough zombies and you will need a lot of space to maneuver with it, and space is something zombies will never give you as they'll attack from every direction possible in allmost infinite quanitites.
    (i like your instructable it is so "zombiesh")

    Martial arts don't have anything to do with swords, Chuck Norris only uses his hands and feat & you don't have to be an expert to chop off some ones head.

    thank you for the comment. check ouy my how to kill a werewolf instructable, you may like that one too.

    sure i will