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The best way i figured out to take over the world with minimal death toll. I dont like schoolso this is what i do during class figure out how to take over the world. So far this is my best plan i involves useing agriculture as basicly a bargining chip.

Feel free to add to this. this is just the basic ,the full plan is all stored safely in my head.


Step 1: Unite 3rd world countries

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become leader of a 3rd world country then use them to influence the countrys around them. Keep uniteing all the countries in a certain area until you have a large area.
 
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deathmazza1 month ago

in theory and only in theory is this a great plan. Because u forget that u will have resistance in every place u take over, and you have also forgotten about the possibility of nuclear warfare that could b caused by world powers feeling threat

MarcusM36 months ago

this is stupid!!!!!

not unless you try.

Then its hilarious

tis true tis true

Lesson A- Domination requires deaths. just that simple

Leason B- Third World countries would be difficult to work with

So here is my way

I- Form a small group

II- Rouse the crowds in Oppressive countries to finally rise up

III- Repeat in several other countries

IV- Unite them all under one banner, naming yourself Dictator/General Secretary/WHATEVER

[Idea inspired by the Events prchestrated by Lenin and Trotsky for forming the USSR]
rabidchimp4 months ago
I think you greatly underestimate the difficulty of controlling a conqured people. Especially in undeveloped nations, there is a strong family and tribal culture, which often causes tension with neighbouring cultures and subcultures. That's problem 1.

Problem 2 with using an underdeveloped nation is a simple one to solve, yet it is unlikely you will have billions or trillions of dollars to build the infrastructure those nations lack. Not to mention the UN would intervene if you were waging economic warfare on smaller nations to bully them into submitting to your nation.

The best way to achieve your end is make the system attractive, both to the people who will be your citizens and the government infrastructures already in existence. Use the state territories to generate laws, so that the people are happy with their values. This leaves some of the beaurocracy in tact. Giving these poor nations the option to give up some of their sovereignty to receive the backing of a growing nation and the freedom to retain their cultural values, while also extending guarantees of certain freedoms and liberties. You must make the people vote for your system, so that it is the people joining you. You'll avoid the blunders of every failed empire in history.

Just a few criticisms.
mpwhart4 months ago
Or you could just convince all the countries of the world to unite under you from the start. Its just as likely to work.

if you want to take over the world, just make an EMP generator whith sugnifficant power and coil to reach a carronal mass ejection from the sun and black mail the U.N.

Well how well you get the money??

MarcusM3 made it!6 months ago

You'd probably run out of money in a days!!

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MarcusM3 made it!6 months ago

You'd probably run out of money in a days!!

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Hi, WWI & WWII prove you can not take over the world using military might before you run out of finance and resources, it's a bit like Einsteins famous equation where you can not reach light speed with the mass becoming infinite. So how do you get round it, covertly is the obvious answer, by sneaking in a new world order/goverment or by gradually obtaining financial power over the world. Maybe you can take over using financial might instead of military might. Ever wondered why Russia is so sparky about the expansion of the EU

KennethO17 months ago

Your grammar and spelling is absolutely atrocious. How do you expect to take over anything when you can't even put an apostrophe in the word don't? I wouldn't trust you as my leader just because of this, much less because of your horrible plan. Please fix all of this and then maybe I will accept you as my supreme overlord.

TheGreatKing7 months ago

Your plan has many flaws.How do you plan on becoming king of a third world country? I have also been coming up with plans however they involve lots of bloodshed. If you truly believe you can take over this world without spilling any blood you are greatly mistaken. Lets say for a second your plan works. Just because you control parts of Africa and Asia doesn't necessarily mean you have taken over the world. What will you do when you are attacked? Do you plan on having war without any advanced weapons. This is no longer the 15th century the world has changed. We are in an era of technology. I hate to admit it but this world is boring. I advise you to change your plan. Also blood must be spilled for world domination. Never forget that.

Lol looks like I will have a lot of work to do!

cuban.guy.9410 months ago

This idea, like all the ones posted by all the illiterate commenters is rather dumb. 3rd world countries are so called because they lack the resources to significantly influence the "1st world" economy so the plan is flawed from the start.

As for using street gangs or illegals there's are several problems:

1. The dumbest gang member or illegal is smarter than the smartest of you guys. They'll probably beat you, sexually abuse, and kill you.

2. Unorganized street gangs or illegals mobs are not a match for a trained military, and if they're trained by someone with your intellectual caliber it'll only make them worse.

3. You guys are not smart enough to put this together

While you make a significant amount of sense, I must correct you on your description of third world countries. The are not titled so because they lack proper resources. The truth is they can't access those resources. Just a minor error.

While you make a significant amount of sense, I must correct you on your description of third world countries. The are not titled so because they lack proper resources. The truth is they can't access those resources. Just a minor error.

Hello Fidel Castro,

I too was dissapointed at the lack realistic ideas. No worries, I actually have a VERY good idea of how to take over the world. Its not stupid--even if executed poorly it would at least disrupt society enough into a revolution. It takes over the system from the inside out, before you see it coming...

My ultimate goal, however, is not to just be ruler of the world but to slowly reform society into a global anarcho-communist state. Obviously this is not super easy to execute (will require lifetime dedication).

Merry Kwanzaa,

Jesus

jctheplaya@gmail.com

liam.wrilly8 months ago

If anyone wants to talk about a literal plan to take over the world email me here, because I actually have thought this out and have an amazing, all most fool proof plan to take over the world. It involves a revolution, becoming president of the U.S, or buy a few islands and creating a military, asking all the unrecognized countries to join an alliance called the S.N.A (small nations alliance)

EMAIL?

Want to work together to takeover the world.

you guys mentioned going for Africa first... how? you want to get Ebola?

djgolam1 year ago

I tried to do it as it says, but the instructions were unclear so my balls stuck in the toaster...

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Damn right

Well, it would be nice if y'all could spell correctly.

Anyways, this aint gonna work. Not at all. You MUST decimate the population. Possibly by using biological warfare. Thou must weaken the will of thy enemies. So they fear you. So you control them. A possible disease you could inflict upon the masses would be the zombie virus. It is perfect. Although you may have to spend years trying to create something similar (not possible to create an actual zombie from the walking dead, since the dead cannot possibly walk, let alone eat), the chances of you dominating the planet will increase. Why the zombie virus? Because it's fast moving though harder to contract. It also plays as a fear factor. Thy enemies will panic, run, and destroy order. They will know what it means to be prey. Rising from the rubble, you will easily assume control over the survivors. Although they may be hardened and brave, you could easily reward them for their service. This is critical. You must sound confident. As for the governments, the likely scenario is that they will hide and never show their faces again. For if they do, the survivors will despise them for their failures. Now, a lot of things could go wrong. You could get infected yourself, but it's still better than your big leap of "unite all third world countries". Seriously. How art thou gonna do that? Unless your Bill Gates, no one's gonna listen to you. Nay, the population must be decimated, weakened, and divided for you to assume control. Another hole in thy plan is that 'merica aint gonna stand by and watch as you take over africa. not at all. You'll be shot down by the army. Believe me, anyone can create a virus through genectic engineering. It really aint hard at all

Rizingfire1 year ago
Its a decent suggestion but military force would be needed since unlike Americans who delude themselves into thinking whatever bad thing going on won't happen here, other countries still have militias and rebel armies. So you draft everyone in the nation you are in and you take over the schools and teach false ideology at an early age...like the progressives are doing in America by teaching fake history and a dependance mentality instead of being self sufficient. You make your people prosper by using currency base on real assets like gold or silver and establish a real free market...Then the people will be less likely to turn based on the draft...then once you are big enough you take out all of the self sufficient countries that could survive without imports an exports while stopping importing and exporting of those who rely on it...plus you need a Charismatic figurehead like Obama who seems like a great guy even while lying through his teeth.. Like every time Obama opens his mouth...he might actually be up to 2 or 3x that he actually told the truth out of the hundreds of promises that turned out to be lies...but when you have a media that spins the truth constantly in the liars favor, people are naive and want to believe the person is good...you only need 10% of the people to passionately believe in it to change the course of direction for the population.Even though a real free market capitalist society would end most poverty and life would be good, convincing people croney capitalism is real capitalism will keep them forever dependant on the govt...everything the govt touches turns to crap but if we implement those things and create dependence everywhere we go it would be easy to enslave the world as well...so you can make the people love you and they will fight for you or you can make them miserable with a promise of better things to come if they follow you...either way will work.
Hydrasaur2 years ago
hmm, not bad, but I have a good plan to conquer the world, that could work to:

1. gain support of small African groups
2. unite them to take over a nation, somehow gain support of surrounding nations
3. annex surrounding nations, possibly through drafting military in your nation/ add political/economic/social sanctions to them
4. continue drafting and sanctions as you move through middle east/central asia
5. continue draft and sanctions until you have all of asia
6. conquer Australia with draft and sanctions
7. conquer south america
8. continuing with draft and sanctions, take over Europe
9. with draft and sanctions, take over North America (starting with central america/mexico, then move to Canada, then last, the U.S.) then you can install yourself as emperor of the world!
I am the only one qualified to take over the world and if the world wants it I will do it.
the rest of the world would see this happing and would unite to try to stop you in a non-public way so as to not arouse suspicion while taking out a brutal dictator but the majority of the plan is very well thought out you just need to do it away from larger more powerful countries but still this plan actually has a good chance of working.
ehorton4 years ago
You are all incompetent buffoons! Sharing your plans! imbiciles!!
kmaunder7 years ago
I like the Roman strategy. Promise new trade, water, good roads, citizen rights to court trial, etc... and if they still don't want to bow down, then make an example out of them. I would probably not go so far as what the Romans did with all of thier swanky bathhouses and theatres though. I believe that Los Angeles would be your best place to start, first mobilize the gangs to militarize the illegals. The illegals will be your foot-soldiers. Gain control of America west of Mississippi and forge alliance with Canada and then Mexico. Pressure the Southern states by telling them if they do not ally with you, you will dump your whole prison population on them, forge alliances with Venezuela so you have much cheaper gas than others. Block gas and resources to Northeast until they crumble, meanwhile tell all countries that America is opening it's borders and sharing all it's wealth by becoming a multi-continent business entity to compete globally. Something on the Dubai concept. Good luck. Other good advice; Try to win over Europeans with fancy bathrooms, don't engage Russia in a drawn out ground war, don't create martyrs. Get the Jews on your side early, find someone dumb enough to call themselves a profit and support your side.
Foaly7 kmaunder6 years ago
That makes World Domination a lot easier.
kmaunder Foaly76 years ago
I have officially started my world domination! I now control completely the sink area of the kitchen and a spot in the garage not currently used by my wife! Bow before me if you want a clean cup! HAHAHA!
*bows down*
Please Sire. I haven't had a clean cup for a many a day.
I barely know what I just said
My cup has been soiled for a fortnight, yet I still do not bow.
*bow*I want a clean cup,sah!
Foaly7 kmaunder6 years ago
LOL! :P
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