The best way i figured out to take over the world with minimal death toll. I dont like schoolso this is what i do during class figure out how to take over the world. So far this is my best plan i involves useing agriculture as basicly a bargining chip.

Feel free to add to this. this is just the basic ,the full plan is all stored safely in my head.

Step 1: Unite 3rd World Countries

become leader of a 3rd world country then use them to influence the countrys around them. Keep uniteing all the countries in a certain area until you have a large area.

Step 2: Use the Area You Have Control

Now use the area (now know as United Area) you have control of to halt trade between small countries until they join your side. now your are is larger. Offer medium country to join you so they dont have to let their economy falter any more.

dont have picture any suggestions.

Step 3: Use Your U.A.

Now you leader of your U.A. halt all trade between you and countrys not yet on your side. This will act as kind of a siege to force the countrys you warned into a economic depression. they will then be forced to your side.

Congratulations You Now Control The World

Step 4: Run Through

mock run through.

1) unite central and south america

2) get africa to join you. then work across europe and lower asia

3) halt all trade between the most powerful nations forceing them onto your side

4) new ruler of world
what if everybody takes over the world? I guess everyone would have equal power, thus eliminating the need for world leaders, meaning no more taxes, so no more jobs, allowing people to do whatever you want! would you take over the world to save it?
<p>NO, because i am evil</p>
thats a good thot... i never could have used an eggplant until i saw this comment
<p>Equality is a net power of ZERO. If everyone has power, no one has power...</p>
<p>If no one has power, than there is no control, and people can do anything they want.</p>
<p>It should work so that everyone has equal power other than you who has more power so you are in charge </p>
Nah only i should have power
I agree
I don't know what's more bizarre, someone replying to an 8 year old comment, or me still using the same email.
Save it becouse eventully if no one saved it we would run out of food
definitely save canada. they have the best bacon and maple syrup. also save Maryland for me please. I like our blue crabs and Old Bay chips.
Do you mean Canadian bacon (ham) or real bacon? They do have good bacon, but ham is not bacon. lol Mmmm, Old Bay...
both really. and yes, old bay is delicious. we have three thingies of it at home and my favorite chip is the Utz brand crab chip seasoned with old bay. Lays tastes like salt and vinegar, and Herrs is a bit too crunchy. btw, i do not approve of old bay on ham or bacon. Mmmm, chick-fil-a
Grey_Wolfe makes a good point in that CANADIAN BACON IS ACTUALLY HAM! Don't worry. I meant to caps lock that to stress it as far as i could go to broadcast it to those who think Canadian Bacon is some fancy bacon. :-)
gah, i need food now. months of commenting on bacon can really drain the system.
that's kinda off topic... ham and anarchy are way different.
Good Point!
oh, go play in a food processer.
fine, go run in in front of a cement truck
also NO.
Lol, that reminds me of the back of the videogame GoldenEye Rogue Agent. Except, backwards. It says, "Why save the world when you can rule it?"
<p>hack the gonverment ,then find all the secret things that the united states is hiding from the people,then say that if i do not get power over the state,then if they do not give you power use the secrets against the gonverment. THEN THEY WOULD BE FORCED TO GIVES ME POWER. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH,evil laught. LONG LIVE EVIL.</p>
<p>I say you hire a private army then take attack and take control of countries one at a time until you have taken over the world</p>
Nah you get a free private and loyale armie and then become leadet of a countrie and do all the things the website maker said
<p>what do we do with survivor people what did there be our friends and then do are we keeping them alive or is it closed</p>
<p> you can keep your friends and family alive</p>
<p>correct </p>
<p>Hi, WWI &amp; WWII prove you can not take over the world using military might before you run out of finance and resources, it's a bit like Einsteins famous equation where you can not reach light speed with the mass becoming infinite. So how do you get round it, covertly is the obvious answer, by sneaking in a new world order/goverment or by gradually obtaining financial power over the world. Maybe you can take over using financial might instead of military might. Ever wondered why Russia is so sparky about the expansion of the EU</p>
<p>You are Correct. Please see The steps I posted.</p>
<p>How To Take Over The World...</p><p>Step 1) Start Private Central Banks In 5 Of The Major European Cities. Frankfurt, Vienna, London, Naples, Paris.</p><p>Step 2) Begin Loaning Currency To The Leaders Of Those Countries At Interest With A Promise To Pay Back By Fraudulent Legislation On The Backs Of The Population Of Said Countries. All Of This Will Be Done To Fight Wars That You Foment And Fund Both Sides Of So You Can Win Either Way.</p><p>Step 3) Develop A Book Of Protocols For The Future Decimation Of Humanity Through Programs Of Cultural Degradation And Elimination Of Religious Institutions. All The While Controlling The Education System So Your Narrative Can Be The Only Knowledge Fed To The Population Through Your Media That You Control.</p><p>Step 4) Take Over Free Masonic Lodges You Will Need Them And Their Covert Nature To Mask Your Activities. </p><p>Step 5) Begin A 3 Phase Plan To Break Up Existing Borders, Mix And Mingle The Population Through Refugee Migration Caused By 3 World Wars.</p><p>Step 6) We Are Living In It Now. </p>
<p>what do we do with survivor people what did there be our friends and then do are we keeping them alive or is it closed</p>
<p>give everyone the same porn video so when they go to maybe talk about it they will soon find out that they both watch it and might have intercoures and if they are lucky die from sexual diseases </p>
Simple give everyone high-speed Internet and free pizzas then do whatever u wanna do
<p>how to take over the world???? easy create choas and ten save the world MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA</p>
<p>Guys we need a group to do this... people working in different areas.... preferably you'd work Anonymously... under a code name that the group would go by...</p>
<p>That would take a lot of careful planning, and there should be people who can be trusted 100%,</p>
<p>Wouldn't it be easier to create machines that cause tornadoes, volcanic eruptions, earthquakes, or floods? It could weaken the world.</p>
<p>That would cost a lot to fix.</p>
<p>You're right, but I'm sure I will find a solution to that problem.</p>
<p>I Shall Take Over The World!</p>
Better not let this one get out. If somebody finds out you're plotting world takeover <em>in school</em>, they're gonna throw your ass in jail.<br/>
<p>And the wonderful thing is, you are dead wrong...they can't throw you in jail for being slightly grandiose, they may make you take some mental health evaluations, however, you could simply say it is a form of entertainment, which to me it is.</p>
Dont thik you can go to jail unless you go through with it
Just like all those kid's that get arrested for plotting a school shooting don't get arrested? It was a joke
lets all start a take-over-the world club. we can have an encrypted website where we can post our various takeover plans.<br/>www.worldconquest.com<br/><em>You're all ours!</em><br/>

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