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The best way i figured out to take over the world with minimal death toll. I dont like schoolso this is what i do during class figure out how to take over the world. So far this is my best plan i involves useing agriculture as basicly a bargining chip.

Feel free to add to this. this is just the basic ,the full plan is all stored safely in my head.


 
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Step 2: Use the area you have control

Now use the area (now know as United Area) you have control of to halt trade between small countries until they join your side. now your are is larger. Offer medium country to join you so they dont have to let their economy falter any more.


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Step 3: Use your U.A.

Now you leader of your U.A. halt all trade between you and countrys not yet on your side. This will act as kind of a siege to force the countrys you warned into a economic depression. they will then be forced to your side.



Congratulations You Now Control The World

Step 4: Run through

mock run through.

1) unite central and south america

2) get africa to join you. then work across europe and lower asia

3) halt all trade between the most powerful nations forceing them onto your side

4) new ruler of world
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you guys mentioned going for Africa first... how? you want to get Ebola?

djgolam5 months ago

I tried to do it as it says, but the instructions were unclear so my balls stuck in the toaster...

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Damn right

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because big countries don`t care about small countries, because they are independent
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well, it`s not moving in,but i see what your saying.
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well i could take control of every mafia and gangster and gang in the world, so they could inforce it.that i could do that by simply befriending the leader of every gang and mafia.they kid kidnap the president and force him to make the black market legal,police illegal,and the gangs and mafias enforcers of law.then i would have them kill him,after making a law that makes it so that getting rid of them illegal. then i would destroy every last fiber of the documents that formed america.if we did that with all major countries besides europe, then it would be easy.
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wait,theres more!in the choas and mafia police,that would mean we had of all the militarys that arent in europe.with that it would be easy to siege against europe,and take control of its militarys and land,too.now that you have control of the world,make it so that only you can autherize trade between two countrys.any doubts at all,except you having to take all that time to control the mafias and gangs?if not then we should make nerds and geeks get assasinated and seirios education unimportant to you illegal.now you control the world.any questions,comments,complaints,and or doubts?

And how, are y'all gonna do that?

Lance Mt. dwhp5 years ago
How do you indent on taking the miltary? next thing you could do is wait (or envoke) a 3rd world war, be a little bit shady and start taking the weak countries inside out
dwhp Lance Mt.5 years ago
well i rather do not object,however lance i do not agree entirely.staying hidden in the shadows is also a good idea.if the peoples of the earth knew how much power one man had,they would object.if you mean hacking into goverment or parliment files,then i would get some hackerson my side.
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Excellent! your getting the "Big Picture" I have painted Literturically on your eyelid of which jehan originally painted on my eyes,of which i had to finish,like he said.All you need to have done was: close your eyes,let your doubts ebb away,and listen to my,uh,Type/Voice fill in your worries with hope that you might someday rule the world whereas i, i advise you,the ruler of the world.Wow,i did'nt think i could be that litertueric.
Lance Mt. dwhp5 years ago
"i would have them kill him..." Then the next president would be cocky and get rd of that law, Start a civil war and do essentially what your trying to do and work up a big enough force. Everyone wants something, The mafia aint the way to get it I reckon you try fake threats, easily done drive them into a panic (make a couple of insiders friends around about here, not just government ) until the wisen up and realize its not all true. You start a cyber war, take their main necessities and break it into pieces. Hospitals are a good place to start, fire stations you know. You mainly need to take their satellites, blind them, keep the fears up high so no one will fly (hey it rhymes) From here your free to poke em until they're useless, strike a bargain. Move on to the next superpower. If it all back fires, you havn't put your self in harms way, at all. And if their still putting u a fight, a couple of cars bombs never hur... let me refraze that, a car bomb or 2 will make em shiver
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then why did you even read this 'ible?(have you seen the economy in america?)
dwhp Lance Mt.5 years ago
well,if the important documents of america,the official origanls,then america would be freed from law,destroy the goverment,and as a result,eveyone will become unemployed and then,i like your ideas of killing him when hes useless,taking control of the worlds sattelites,and poking at them until the give up.then you will falsly promise to give them back control of the sattelites,we;; you dont and them vaula!you control the world.so there are now two was to get the planet.negotioating,or by force.personally,i would rather flip a coin to decide.(or think it through.two ways again!)plus,there are mafias and gangs in every part of the world.so while the earth is a lawless place,you make your own laws through mafias,so on and so forth.
big countries don't need trade as much as smaller countries.
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yes and the big countries may or may not have what they need to grow or make that resource
smallerith countries shan`t have as muchith power,thus they hath interdependent.
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okay smaller countries wont have as much power then they become interdependent
dwhp dwhp5 years ago
plusith, if thy shan`t takith thou world,thy shan`t have egypta!

Well, it would be nice if y'all could spell correctly.

Anyways, this aint gonna work. Not at all. You MUST decimate the population. Possibly by using biological warfare. Thou must weaken the will of thy enemies. So they fear you. So you control them. A possible disease you could inflict upon the masses would be the zombie virus. It is perfect. Although you may have to spend years trying to create something similar (not possible to create an actual zombie from the walking dead, since the dead cannot possibly walk, let alone eat), the chances of you dominating the planet will increase. Why the zombie virus? Because it's fast moving though harder to contract. It also plays as a fear factor. Thy enemies will panic, run, and destroy order. They will know what it means to be prey. Rising from the rubble, you will easily assume control over the survivors. Although they may be hardened and brave, you could easily reward them for their service. This is critical. You must sound confident. As for the governments, the likely scenario is that they will hide and never show their faces again. For if they do, the survivors will despise them for their failures. Now, a lot of things could go wrong. You could get infected yourself, but it's still better than your big leap of "unite all third world countries". Seriously. How art thou gonna do that? Unless your Bill Gates, no one's gonna listen to you. Nay, the population must be decimated, weakened, and divided for you to assume control. Another hole in thy plan is that 'merica aint gonna stand by and watch as you take over africa. not at all. You'll be shot down by the army. Believe me, anyone can create a virus through genectic engineering. It really aint hard at all

Rizingfire7 months ago
Its a decent suggestion but military force would be needed since unlike Americans who delude themselves into thinking whatever bad thing going on won't happen here, other countries still have militias and rebel armies. So you draft everyone in the nation you are in and you take over the schools and teach false ideology at an early age...like the progressives are doing in America by teaching fake history and a dependance mentality instead of being self sufficient. You make your people prosper by using currency base on real assets like gold or silver and establish a real free market...Then the people will be less likely to turn based on the draft...then once you are big enough you take out all of the self sufficient countries that could survive without imports an exports while stopping importing and exporting of those who rely on it...plus you need a Charismatic figurehead like Obama who seems like a great guy even while lying through his teeth.. Like every time Obama opens his mouth...he might actually be up to 2 or 3x that he actually told the truth out of the hundreds of promises that turned out to be lies...but when you have a media that spins the truth constantly in the liars favor, people are naive and want to believe the person is good...you only need 10% of the people to passionately believe in it to change the course of direction for the population.Even though a real free market capitalist society would end most poverty and life would be good, convincing people croney capitalism is real capitalism will keep them forever dependant on the govt...everything the govt touches turns to crap but if we implement those things and create dependence everywhere we go it would be easy to enslave the world as well...so you can make the people love you and they will fight for you or you can make them miserable with a promise of better things to come if they follow you...either way will work.
Hydrasaur1 year ago
hmm, not bad, but I have a good plan to conquer the world, that could work to:

1. gain support of small African groups
2. unite them to take over a nation, somehow gain support of surrounding nations
3. annex surrounding nations, possibly through drafting military in your nation/ add political/economic/social sanctions to them
4. continue drafting and sanctions as you move through middle east/central asia
5. continue draft and sanctions until you have all of asia
6. conquer Australia with draft and sanctions
7. conquer south america
8. continuing with draft and sanctions, take over Europe
9. with draft and sanctions, take over North America (starting with central america/mexico, then move to Canada, then last, the U.S.) then you can install yourself as emperor of the world!
I am the only one qualified to take over the world and if the world wants it I will do it.
the rest of the world would see this happing and would unite to try to stop you in a non-public way so as to not arouse suspicion while taking out a brutal dictator but the majority of the plan is very well thought out you just need to do it away from larger more powerful countries but still this plan actually has a good chance of working.
ehorton3 years ago
You are all incompetent buffoons! Sharing your plans! imbiciles!!
kmaunder6 years ago
I like the Roman strategy. Promise new trade, water, good roads, citizen rights to court trial, etc... and if they still don't want to bow down, then make an example out of them. I would probably not go so far as what the Romans did with all of thier swanky bathhouses and theatres though. I believe that Los Angeles would be your best place to start, first mobilize the gangs to militarize the illegals. The illegals will be your foot-soldiers. Gain control of America west of Mississippi and forge alliance with Canada and then Mexico. Pressure the Southern states by telling them if they do not ally with you, you will dump your whole prison population on them, forge alliances with Venezuela so you have much cheaper gas than others. Block gas and resources to Northeast until they crumble, meanwhile tell all countries that America is opening it's borders and sharing all it's wealth by becoming a multi-continent business entity to compete globally. Something on the Dubai concept. Good luck. Other good advice; Try to win over Europeans with fancy bathrooms, don't engage Russia in a drawn out ground war, don't create martyrs. Get the Jews on your side early, find someone dumb enough to call themselves a profit and support your side.
Foaly7 kmaunder6 years ago
That makes World Domination a lot easier.
kmaunder Foaly76 years ago
I have officially started my world domination! I now control completely the sink area of the kitchen and a spot in the garage not currently used by my wife! Bow before me if you want a clean cup! HAHAHA!
*bows down*
Please Sire. I haven't had a clean cup for a many a day.
I barely know what I just said
My cup has been soiled for a fortnight, yet I still do not bow.
*bow*I want a clean cup,sah!
Foaly7 kmaunder6 years ago
LOL! :P
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