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How to take over the world

How to take over the world
The best way i figured out to take over the world with minimal death toll. I dont like schoolso this is what i do during class figure out how to take over the world. So far this is my best plan i involves useing agriculture as basicly a bargining chip.

Feel free to add to this. this is just the basic ,the full plan is all stored safely in my head.


 
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Step 1Unite 3rd world countries

Unite 3rd world countries
become leader of a 3rd world country then use them to influence the countrys around them. Keep uniteing all the countries in a certain area until you have a large area.
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Mar 8, 2011. 5:59 PMehorton says:
You are all incompetent buffoons! Sharing your plans! imbiciles!!
Feb 17, 2009. 2:34 PMFoaly7 says:
Wait a minute. This would only be alliances, not really world domination. It would take all nations being allied for there to be a full United Area and for you to have world Domination.
Mar 8, 2010. 1:05 PMToastyToast71 says:
That would be the NWo you're describing.That wouldn't be fun
Apr 6, 2009. 2:49 AM77bruce says:
wish i thought of that WOW
Feb 26, 2009. 11:54 AMkaklamanis says:
When u do eventually concur the world can I be your right or even left hand?
Mar 15, 2009. 10:04 AMchriskarr says:
I'm sorry to be a perfectionist, but, so that you don't make future mistakes, the word is spelled conquer. It's a difficult one to learn, so I advise that you practice it in your everyday speech in order to recall the word and then spell it in your head. That's how I remember new words.
Mar 15, 2009. 11:32 AMkaklamanis says:
do forgive me but I happen to live in Greece and my English spelling might not be perfect but I try
Mar 11, 2008. 6:40 AMkmaunder says:
I like the Roman strategy. Promise new trade, water, good roads, citizen rights to court trial, etc... and if they still don't want to bow down, then make an example out of them. I would probably not go so far as what the Romans did with all of thier swanky bathhouses and theatres though. I believe that Los Angeles would be your best place to start, first mobilize the gangs to militarize the illegals. The illegals will be your foot-soldiers. Gain control of America west of Mississippi and forge alliance with Canada and then Mexico. Pressure the Southern states by telling them if they do not ally with you, you will dump your whole prison population on them, forge alliances with Venezuela so you have much cheaper gas than others. Block gas and resources to Northeast until they crumble, meanwhile tell all countries that America is opening it's borders and sharing all it's wealth by becoming a multi-continent business entity to compete globally. Something on the Dubai concept. Good luck. Other good advice; Try to win over Europeans with fancy bathrooms, don't engage Russia in a drawn out ground war, don't create martyrs. Get the Jews on your side early, find someone dumb enough to call themselves a profit and support your side.
Jan 25, 2009. 7:19 PMRock Soldier says:
Actually, if you get control of a jail, you can use all the gangs in L.A, and all the prisoners, then you don't need to threaten with a couple hundred prisoners, but a couple thousand gang members. (which will be in one big gang, or nation.
Oct 15, 2008. 2:52 PMCapnTac says:
I don't think that would work. America has alliances with about 3/4's of Europe. Also, I don't think that a bunch of illegals and some gangsters could take down the Marines, Navy, Army, and Airforce. Plus, the armies of our allies. So, go ahead and try, but you might just end up in prison, or maybe even an asylum.
Oct 11, 2008. 9:14 PMFoaly7 says:
That makes World Domination a lot easier.
Oct 12, 2008. 5:34 AMkmaunder says:
I have officially started my world domination! I now control completely the sink area of the kitchen and a spot in the garage not currently used by my wife! Bow before me if you want a clean cup! HAHAHA!
Mar 8, 2010. 1:06 PMToastyToast71 says:
*bow*I want a clean cup,sah!
Jan 25, 2009. 7:21 PMRock Soldier says:
*bows down*
Please Sire. I haven't had a clean cup for a many a day.
I barely know what I just said
Mar 15, 2010. 9:25 PMFoaly7 says:
My cup has been soiled for a fortnight, yet I still do not bow.
Oct 12, 2008. 5:10 PMFoaly7 says:
LOL! :P
Jul 22, 2008. 1:17 AMGrey_Wolfe says:
I'd think it'd be easier to militarize the common working class. Blue collar folk of low to middle class. This would probably apply in most well established countries, since the systems are not design to benefit them like the rich. As the street gangs tend to pride themselves on their emnities, it might be difficult to get them all to work well together without your 'army' killing itself from within.
Apr 20, 2008. 6:05 PMDELETED_craz meanman says:
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Nov 20, 2008. 4:02 PMdwhp says:
because big countries don`t care about small countries, because they are independent
Nov 20, 2008. 5:44 PMDELETED_craz meanman says:
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Nov 24, 2008. 6:39 PMdwhp says:
well, it`s not moving in,but i see what your saying.
Nov 25, 2008. 9:10 AMDELETED_craz meanman says:
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Nov 26, 2008. 10:37 AMdwhp says:
well i could take control of every mafia and gangster and gang in the world, so they could inforce it.that i could do that by simply befriending the leader of every gang and mafia.they kid kidnap the president and force him to make the black market legal,police illegal,and the gangs and mafias enforcers of law.then i would have them kill him,after making a law that makes it so that getting rid of them illegal. then i would destroy every last fiber of the documents that formed america.if we did that with all major countries besides europe, then it would be easy.
Jan 6, 2009. 2:26 PMLance Mt. says:
"i would have them kill him..." Then the next president would be cocky and get rd of that law, Start a civil war and do essentially what your trying to do and work up a big enough force. Everyone wants something, The mafia aint the way to get it I reckon you try fake threats, easily done drive them into a panic (make a couple of insiders friends around about here, not just government ) until the wisen up and realize its not all true. You start a cyber war, take their main necessities and break it into pieces. Hospitals are a good place to start, fire stations you know. You mainly need to take their satellites, blind them, keep the fears up high so no one will fly (hey it rhymes) From here your free to poke em until they're useless, strike a bargain. Move on to the next superpower. If it all back fires, you havn't put your self in harms way, at all. And if their still putting u a fight, a couple of cars bombs never hur... let me refraze that, a car bomb or 2 will make em shiver
Jan 9, 2009. 8:36 PMdwhp says:
well,if the important documents of america,the official origanls,then america would be freed from law,destroy the goverment,and as a result,eveyone will become unemployed and then,i like your ideas of killing him when hes useless,taking control of the worlds sattelites,and poking at them until the give up.then you will falsly promise to give them back control of the sattelites,we;; you dont and them vaula!you control the world.so there are now two was to get the planet.negotioating,or by force.personally,i would rather flip a coin to decide.(or think it through.two ways again!)plus,there are mafias and gangs in every part of the world.so while the earth is a lawless place,you make your own laws through mafias,so on and so forth.
Jan 8, 2009. 1:50 PMDELETED_craz meanman says:
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Jan 9, 2009. 8:37 PMdwhp says:
then why did you even read this 'ible?(have you seen the economy in america?)
Nov 27, 2008. 3:36 PMDELETED_craz meanman says:
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Nov 30, 2008. 2:16 PMdwhp says:
wait,theres more!in the choas and mafia police,that would mean we had of all the militarys that arent in europe.with that it would be easy to siege against europe,and take control of its militarys and land,too.now that you have control of the world,make it so that only you can autherize trade between two countrys.any doubts at all,except you having to take all that time to control the mafias and gangs?if not then we should make nerds and geeks get assasinated and seirios education unimportant to you illegal.now you control the world.any questions,comments,complaints,and or doubts?
Jan 6, 2009. 2:28 PMLance Mt. says:
How do you indent on taking the miltary? next thing you could do is wait (or envoke) a 3rd world war, be a little bit shady and start taking the weak countries inside out
Jan 9, 2009. 8:41 PMdwhp says:
well i rather do not object,however lance i do not agree entirely.staying hidden in the shadows is also a good idea.if the peoples of the earth knew how much power one man had,they would object.if you mean hacking into goverment or parliment files,then i would get some hackerson my side.
Nov 30, 2008. 4:24 PMDELETED_craz meanman says:
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Dec 3, 2008. 7:07 AMdwhp says:
Excellent! your getting the "Big Picture" I have painted Literturically on your eyelid of which jehan originally painted on my eyes,of which i had to finish,like he said.All you need to have done was: close your eyes,let your doubts ebb away,and listen to my,uh,Type/Voice fill in your worries with hope that you might someday rule the world whereas i, i advise you,the ruler of the world.Wow,i did'nt think i could be that litertueric.
Nov 15, 2008. 7:10 PMdwhp says:
smallerith countries shan`t have as muchith power,thus they hath interdependent.
Nov 16, 2008. 10:44 AMDELETED_craz meanman says:
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Nov 16, 2008. 12:41 PMdwhp says:
okay smaller countries wont have as much power then they become interdependent
Nov 15, 2008. 7:13 PMdwhp says:
plusith, if thy shan`t takith thou world,thy shan`t have egypta!
Jul 22, 2008. 4:57 AMkmaunder says:
big countries don't need trade as much as smaller countries.
Nov 16, 2008. 10:45 AMDELETED_craz meanman says:
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Nov 20, 2008. 4:04 PMdwhp says:
yes and the big countries may or may not have what they need to grow or make that resource
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