How to talk to an ex...

Step 7 Right well...

I think I've covered a decent amount but this is a work in progress because I'll have missed things and moderators if anything's offensive please don't unpublish, instead just say and I'll fix it, as I said I could do with a female colloborator or someone with a stable life and ex's...

Remember they're not all lunatics...

Comments

[rupamagic]

You are hilarious, I loved it.
Really, you must read Mil's stuff if you haven't.

Things my Girlfriend and I have Argued About chronicles

[killerjackalope]

I havn't read that, I will now. Actually it's pretty true, I could do a whole essay on the situations girls put me in/through though or one about arguments, granted I've had a three hour argument with a girlfriend and a teacher over the subject of a foot coaster (will be a later instructable)

[rupamagic]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH!

[killerjackalope]

Crud it happened again, definitely going to have to start writing this stuff down, I mop the kitchen floor out of the goodness of my heart, ma says 'what the hell do you call that?' because I brushed the stuff on the floor in to a corner then mopped the floor, she decides I should have done the whole ground floor, I go out for a smoke and back up to my room, she has stolen my computer screen and is attempting to take my lamp...

[rupamagic]

Well, you really should have done the whole ground floor, and while you're at it, why not get to the stairs and the upper floors as well? On a related note, can you name this quote? "Why don't you do the washing up now and then, like any normal human being?"

[killerjackalope]

Umm that would be quoting: - My Ex (about nine of them) - My mother (every fifteen minutes) - My brother (Except he said 'jesus christ can't you do the washing up like a normal human being!' Note I may have thrown a plate at him.) - My girl - friend - ish- ism - majig (girl on/off for a couple of years never serious, mostly hurling abuse at eachother...) - Jesus - My best mate (I may have been cleaning a pot with a drill at the time) - my friend (she thought it would be funny if I was hanging upside down off the kitchen ceiling so I did dishes while I was there...) - My Home Ec teacher (apparently using a washing machine for cutlery is just silly) I should have done what? I'm going to get really drunk and not come home so you worry rupamagic...