How to use spaghetti to paint like Jackson Pollock

Step 7 Sloppy copy

When the kid has finished her first by-the-book painting she's going to want to keep going. Now's the time you hand over a clean piece of art paper and set her loose. You might not want to watch what happens next so take a deep breath, turn around, walk 40 paces to the coffee pot, fill up your favorite Nagel mug with a steaming cup o'joe and don't look until you hear "I'm ready to wash my hands mommy."

Trust me...Don't look...not even a peep...You don't want to know.