How to write a letter.

Step 3 Organize your thoughts.

So you now should have someone to write to and something to write about.

The next step would be to define the key points and to organize your thoughts effectively so that they flow in a logical manner. So long as your argument progresses in a logical manner, you can say any ridiculous thing you want.

For example, my letter to Britney Spear will follow this format:

1. Seemingly unrelated segue into American politics
2. Introduction and definition of politicians as an elite social class
3. Seemingly unrelated segue into celebrity
4. Introduction of the idea of celebrity as having unchecked access to the elite social class
5. Discussion of the collusion between politics and celebrity
6. Comparison of the difference between politicians and celebrities
7. Request of a prompt reply from Ms. Spears