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In this Instructable we will try to give a general guide to the basics around sex.

Here we are, getting instructables.com all dirtied up, we're here mostly to give a general overview and guide to help young people with sex, it's not something that's easy to talk about and those biology classes aren't exactly helpful...

This 'ible will cover a fair few things about the holy of holies, such as protection and safety, where, when and how, the feelings involved, the act itself and the aftermath.

"Experience is not what happens to a man; it is what a man does with what happens to him."
- Aldous Huxley

Warning


  • Are you looking at this at work? I'd suggest turning back now before it's too late and you start yelling at us. :)
  • In this Ible, explicit content will be discussed. As we assume you are a law-abiding citizen, you must be 13 or older to be viewing this Ible, so we are trying to keep this at about a PG13 level.
  • This Ible was written by three heterosexual males, and one heterosexual female. We will try to cover homosexual sex to the best of our abilities - or our cut and paste abilities, and also try to make this Ible useful for girls. At the end of this Ible we will have a section of links to more information.
  • Have you got problems with seeing this Ible? Push the ALT key on your keyboard, and while holding it down press F4, if you don't like it, don't read it!
 
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ilpug2 years ago
The majority of the internet needs to read this.

You should have included the XKCD comic with the guy saying "Penises are about this big, now as a culture, lets get over ourselves"

Covered all the bases.

Pun most definitely intended.
killerjackalope (author)  ilpug2 years ago
Thanks, I believe that was published some time after this...

Well about the only way to find it is on my author page... It has been unindexed on the search page, the link works anywhere though.
I was wondering why I hadn't seen this, but I understand. Possible to find if you look for this kind of thing, but too much actually useful info for people to just toss it off the site.
Coitous-big bang theory- never coming out of my mouth=)
smilet1na4 years ago
fowarding link to ex boyfriend right away.
hehe, thanks :)
killerjackalope (author)  smilet1na4 years ago
Ha, glad to be of service *tips cap...

 
abadfart5 years ago
very good my school told us condoms don't work so no one used them and a bunch of girls got pregnant. there not that hard to buy, instead of being ashamed just think "now its time for sex"
santy225 years ago
i lol'd at the XKCD comics..
kamagra5 years ago
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killerjackalope (author)  kamagra5 years ago
Don't spam here (flagged)
Jouda Mann5 years ago
As a 30-something man with two daughters who will, despite all my efforts to the contrary, be moving into a sexual awakening soon, this is an excellent effort on the part of you young people to help others be informed and proactive. No mistakes, all very common sense stuff, with appropriate links provided. And the most refreshing piece of all: nothing on abstinence only! Good for all of you. I could ask for a rewrite for grammar, but other than that, it's a beautiful 'ible.
killerjackalope (author)  Jouda Mann5 years ago
At some point I'll attack the grammar with RS...

Abstinence doesn't work, it just delays problems...

Thanks a lot for the compliments we all worked hard on this one, though when I saw the start of the comment As a 30-something man with two daughters I was expecting a haranguing...
Jouda Mann5 years ago
In this section on gay and lesbian sex, the best picture you could find is a hovering screw of anal torture?
The_Beast6 years ago
If you replaced Jared name with mine it would sound exactly the same, especially about the drafting and design Great Instructable
killerjackalope (author)  The_Beast6 years ago
Thanks mate... We all did our work, getting it to an 'ibles appropriate level was hard I had to put clothes on the diagrams, we all wrote and re-wrote...

Hmm, not sure his description still holds true... It's been a while...
Kaiven6 years ago
i didnt read this, and glad. im probably still young though i am 13. hate to have nightmares again...
killerjackalope (author)  Kaiven6 years ago
That said not long until it's all you think of, that'll make the nightmares even more complicated...
xD yeah, i already have wierd dreams. like WIERD dreams. couple years ago in a dream, i had a girlfriend that i never met. she called a pay phone, i answered, we started talking, and her last name was Pinochio. She was asian. lol i dont know why i have strange dreams like that
You think THATS wierd? Once I had a dream where my girlfriend was a taco zombie. I ate her in the end of the series of dreams.
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WOW. I WOULD BE SO SCARED.
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I had a dream once, I was tiny and I was stuck in a mailbox, hahaha.
what is that muppet dream about?
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yes. i also know what do a barrel roll means...I mean, not internet means, but from the game. i can voluntarily spaz, and my brother can do it fast than me. i think his highscore in the game was almost like 200,000. IDK if that is right, but he got really close to that. if not, i think 100000? I need to check sometime.
And what you do is write these all down and put them in a series, make a story/ script and sell it / publish it and make millions!!!! MILLIONS I SAY!!! MILLIONS!!1!!!1!1!one!!!!!!!11!!!11!!exclamation mark1!!!!11!!!!!

Muah ha hahhah ha hah hah haha hha hah ah hah ahah hah hahah ahahah *cough cough* hah hah hahha hahha haaa hhahah *cough*
Now that's creepy..
Is that a cunnilingus reference?
Quite possibly, yes.
killerjackalope (author)  Kaiven6 years ago
Least your are just weirdish... The mind can do some crazy things, try getting completely lost with where the dream and reality end...
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I have a lot of lucid dreams and despite their confusing nature they're good for me, you can sort a lot of things out in your head that way. Buddhism you say?
ChemGuy456 years ago
Haha, loved the 'ible. Kind of funny that living in California I actually had a class in high school (a public one) that went over a lot of this stuff. Education is definitely better than abstinence... Definitely... Knowledge is power and people preaching abstinence really need to start being realistic.
killerjackalope (author)  ChemGuy456 years ago
I've met some people who "abstained" one has a kid and one has a disease... Education wins, telling teenagers not to do it is not going to stop them, teaching them to be smart is much easier in the long run...
Firebert0106 years ago
I can't conceive Bumpus actually writing this. KJ I can see, Rishnai I don't know, and knowing Jessy isn't all innocent scares me. Great collab, congrats and GREAT SUCCESS!
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Aww, it's okay, I scare a lot of people that way. And seeing as I'm the old lady in this collaboration, I'd be more worried if I was completely innocent at this point in my life. ;)
I was so not mentioned...
Apologies!!! YOU ARE A SEX GOD
:D
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