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Step 11The aftermath.
Ok so you've gone and you've done the deed...
Don't run terrified or just up and leave post coitus, lie back with your partner and feel satisfied about having just enjoyed on of life's pleasures, revel in the fact that both of you are lying together naked, sweaty and a little less pent up.
If something went horribly wrong, sit there when you are ready to talk, do so, babbling and freaking out wouldn't be a good thing at this point...
Talk to your partner, even if it's not about sex...
When you are ready to move, you'll probably realize you're hungry as hell, especially if you went for a few rounds, this is not the time to hit the gym or the road, go down and get some food, replace those nutrients...
Things that go down well after sex:
- Coffee (Also keeps us dudes from nodding off afters)
- Chocolate (Comes up there in a similar category for some reason)
- Pasta (it's easy as hell to make)
- A hearty steak (Big eat then sleep)
Most of the point that's supposed to be coming across here is that hanging around a bit is a good thing, not only that but slobbing around after a good session is something to be enjoyed in itself, that and having another human lying as naked as you, lying beside you is nice... If you did go really nuts or happen to be a more active perspirer then maybe have a shower together.
Other parts of business, dispose of condoms and other paraphernalia, in a bin think about how nasty it'd be to find that in a week, worse for a relative to find it...
If there were any minor hiccups during then a little bit of fun after is always a good systems check, on both sides...
Any unexplained fires should be extinguished quickly and efficiently, otherwise the smoke alarm will interrupt that perfect moment that makes you realize the world is just mostly bad...
Don't run terrified or just up and leave post coitus, lie back with your partner and feel satisfied about having just enjoyed on of life's pleasures, revel in the fact that both of you are lying together naked, sweaty and a little less pent up.
If something went horribly wrong, sit there when you are ready to talk, do so, babbling and freaking out wouldn't be a good thing at this point...
Talk to your partner, even if it's not about sex...
When you are ready to move, you'll probably realize you're hungry as hell, especially if you went for a few rounds, this is not the time to hit the gym or the road, go down and get some food, replace those nutrients...
Things that go down well after sex:
- Coffee (Also keeps us dudes from nodding off afters)
- Chocolate (Comes up there in a similar category for some reason)
- Pasta (it's easy as hell to make)
- A hearty steak (Big eat then sleep)
Most of the point that's supposed to be coming across here is that hanging around a bit is a good thing, not only that but slobbing around after a good session is something to be enjoyed in itself, that and having another human lying as naked as you, lying beside you is nice... If you did go really nuts or happen to be a more active perspirer then maybe have a shower together.
Other parts of business, dispose of condoms and other paraphernalia, in a bin think about how nasty it'd be to find that in a week, worse for a relative to find it...
If there were any minor hiccups during then a little bit of fun after is always a good systems check, on both sides...
Any unexplained fires should be extinguished quickly and efficiently, otherwise the smoke alarm will interrupt that perfect moment that makes you realize the world is just mostly bad...
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