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How to have sex

Step 9Anal Sex, Yep Butt stuff...

Anal Sex, Yep Butt stuff...
'There's always time for Lube!' - If you don't get that you may be a little young for this...

First thing you need to know, the anus does not have any natural lubrication what so ever, so lubricant is a must, and spit won't suffice. (For the 50th time, remember this isn't porn, haha! :D) Just nip down to the diaper aisle next time your at your grocer and get a bottle of Astroglide. Next thing you need to know, and this applies to both straight and gay sex, ALWAYS WEAR A CONDOM. Sure you aren't gonna get her/him pregnant back there, but a large number of creepy crawlies live in the rear, it's just not a grand idea to go back there without protection. Same goes for fingering, wear a disposable glove. As for analingus, wear a dental dam please...

Getting warmed up for it:

Foreplay is a must. It helps the muscles relax, and it builds up anticipation for penetration. Same as vaginal sex, don't just ram in there porno star style, gently ease in and use lots of lube. Same goes for fingers and anything else getting stuck up there...

Why would anyone want to do it back there? For starters, the anus is VERY sensitive, even more so in guys because of the prostate. And no, you aren't gay just because you like it back there. Why do guys want to go into a girl? It's something new, and the anus is tighter than the vagina. Why would a guy want it up his? Did I not mention that it's very sensitive? There are lots of items available for purchase that allow female penetration of a male, and it's well worth looking into.
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A northern ireland based maker that likes breaking stuff as well as fixing it, of no fixed abode for now Working PR for a club in Belfast and freelance photography. I enjoy working with computers,...
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