I made the original one of these, pictured in the main photo for a humorous art project in college. Now that I have a house, with no toilet paper holder in the bathroom, I thought why not dig it out and re-install it.

Here's how I made it.

Step 1: Stuff You'll Need:

-1 B.P. (not sure if i can name it on here) obtained from local adult novelty store.

-1 piece of pretty wood (unless installing on a wood cabinet)

-6 to 2 screws

-1 coat hanger, or piece of rigid wire

-Drill or a screwdriver and a lot of determination

-Wire cutters

Step 2: Getting Started

Your B.P. will not be rigid enough to hold a roll of toilet paper on it's own. So, the first thing you need to do is cut a piece of coat hanger or rigid wire about one inch longer than your B.P.

Next carefully push the wire through the B.P. starting at the base and stopping just shy of the tip. Leave about one inch sticking out of the base.

Mount your board to the wall if needed. You may need drywall anchors it your house isn't 100 years old like mine.

Now drill a whole just slightly larger in diameter than the wire, where you want the center of your TP holder.

Now stick the protruding wire in the whole.

Step 3: Mounting... (eww!?!)

Okay, lets just say attaching.

Now just screw the B.P. to the wall or board.

You're now done. If you did everything right, you can now use your toilet paper holder to hold toilet paper and not the purpose it was originally intended.