Identity Preserving Balaclava (all the warmth with none of the anonymity!)

Step 7 Liberate your face!

Now you can go out in public without having to worry about people thinking you might have criminal tendencies just because your face is hidden behind an average balaclava. Tell convenience store clerks not to worry, the police will still be able to identify you if you do decide to commit a robbery. And maybe if you are walking down the street a friend of yours will recognize you and offer to give you a lift, knowing that you are not just some creep walking down the street in a ski mask. Nope, you will not look creepy at all.

But before you go out, don't forget to brush your teeth.

Comments

[whoisKMO]

That's awesome. Next project: Identity preserving body suit! OR Identity enhancing body suit!

[dawsonj]

OMGWTFBBQPIZZA ITS LEATHERFACE

[BeccaUndefined]

This will haunt my nightmares for a while. I have to say it looks pretty awesome though.

[ninjin_miojo]

LOL! VERY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!! /o/

[tuhcoolyuh]

HaHAHAHAHA! This is such a great idea - I want to make a bunch of these of my own face for Christmas gifts next year.

[Raforther]

Ok, this would be just perfect if your username was named or based in Ed Gein... :P But seriously, props on the effort to make the pattern match your face.

[leebob]

Uh, really...dude, I think you should stick to the basic black ski mask...this thing looks like a kinder, gentler take on "Leatherface"...perhaps "Chainsaw optional"?

[adamvan2000]

hehe, that was my first impression, too. Can anyone say Chainsaw Massacre!? ~adamvan2000

[beezee2]

Uhhhh...I can't decide between "impressive" or "disturbing". I keep flashing to scenes from "Silence of the Lambs". But seriously, I commend your innovative spirit! Keep it up!

[cfuse]

It's both. You can admire the workmanship as that thing visits you in your dreams to steal your soul and chew off your face.