Introduction: Infant Pumpkin Costume
- Carve Jack-O-Lantern
- Cut larger than normal hole on top, and two small holes on bottom of pumpkin
- Insert child in plastic bag (much to horror of onlookers)
- Place child in pumpkin, smilling madly to convince her this behavior is normal
- Jack-O-Lantern stem hat is optional
- Leave party quickly once someone finally calls child protective services
We have a be nice policy.
Please be positive and constructive.