- Carve Jack-O-Lantern
- Cut larger than normal hole on top, and two small holes on bottom of pumpkin
- Insert child in plastic bag (much to horror of onlookers)
- Place child in pumpkin, smilling madly to convince her this behavior is normal
- Jack-O-Lantern stem hat is optional
- Leave party quickly once someone finally calls child protective services



































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1st Sat in a pumpkin
2nd Sat in a pumpkin
3rd Fake cloth pumpkin hat
4th Same
5th Same
6th Hand carved Pumpkin head
7th Hand carved pumpkin head
8th Fake plastic pumpkin head (couldn't find one big enough anymore)
9th Fake
10th Sadness. Even fake wouldn't fit.
I loved it. DO THIS TO YOUR CHILDREN=SUCCESS
,,is that beer in the 3rd picture?,,
And adorable!
It lightened a grim day.
I trust this is the start of a life-long starring role on the site?
Here's a finger play I used to do when my children were young (author unknown)
THREE LITTLE PUMPKINS
Three little pumpkins sitting on a gate
The first one said "oh my it's getting late!"
The second one said "let's run and run and run!"
The third one said," It's Halloween fun!"
Shwwooosh went the wind
and (clap hands together) out went the lights,
And the three little pumpkins rolllllled out of sight!