1. Carve Jack-O-Lantern
  2. Cut larger than normal hole on top, and two small holes on bottom of pumpkin
  3. Insert child in plastic bag (much to horror of onlookers)
  4. Place child in pumpkin, smilling madly to convince her this behavior is normal
  5. Jack-O-Lantern stem hat is optional
  6. Leave party quickly once someone finally calls child protective services

Gunnar1204 years ago
I was in a pumpkin for SOOOO many years growing up! My holloweens:

1st Sat in a pumpkin
2nd Sat in a pumpkin
3rd Fake cloth pumpkin hat
4th Same
5th Same
6th Hand carved Pumpkin head
7th Hand carved pumpkin head
8th Fake plastic pumpkin head (couldn't find one big enough anymore)
9th Fake
10th Sadness. Even fake wouldn't fit.

eoutlaw4 years ago
Oh my gosh, she is adorably cute!
I don't have a baby (and won't for a while), but this is adorable.
Sandisk1duo5 years ago
Unique and simple!

,,is that beer in the 3rd picture?,,
Sunbanks5 years ago
That is amazing :D
And adorable! 
cx420ns5 years ago
that is so cute!!!!! i might have to try that
Honus5 years ago
Add some rope and it's a Halloween baby swing!
canida Honus5 years ago
That might require a bit of structural reinforcement. ;)
Jesus, she's cute. Even cuter wearing pumpkin pants.
Also, can I just say that I love the insane person commenting on the post on CRAFT? If someone does call protective services, it was probably that loon! :P
ewilhelm (author)  jessyratfink5 years ago
Will you please think of the children!!!
OH MY GOODNESS cute overload. 
The best idea ever. Attach elastic and make the lid her hat. Ha!
J-Five5 years ago
That baby is SO CUTE!!!
Kiteman5 years ago
Oh, goodness me, that is absolutely hilarious, genuinely laugh-out-loud.

It lightened a grim day.

I trust this is the start of a life-long starring role on the site?
Tooooooooooo cute!!!!! :0)!!!!! Happy (Canadian) Thanksgiving!

Here's a finger play I used to do when my children were young (author unknown)


Three  little pumpkins sitting on a gate

The  first one said "oh my it's getting late!"

The second one said "let's run and run and run!"

The third one said," It's Halloween fun!"

Shwwooosh went the wind
and (clap hands together) out went the lights,

And the three little pumpkins rolllllled out of sight!
scoochmaroo5 years ago
Excellent instructions.
josiedrewes5 years ago
sedition5 years ago
I lol'd. Hard.