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Google TiSP is a brand-new way to recieve free broadband using nothing more than a wire!
Sign up today and they'll send you your TiSP self-installation kit, which includes setup guide, fiber-optic cable, spindle, wireless router and installation CD.

TiSP in-home wireless broadband is:

•Free, fast and highly reliable

•Easy to install -- takes just minutes

•Vacuum-sealed to prevent water damage

Once you have recieved your kit, read on!

Step 1: Preparing the Eqipment

Remove the spindle of fiber-optic cable from your TiSP installation kit.
Attach the sinker to the loose end of the cable, take one safe step backward and drop this weighted end into your toilet.
Be sure to wear the rubber safety gloves provided.

Step 2: Flushing

Go to your bathroom.

Grasp both ends of the spindle firmly while a friend or loved one flushes, thus activating the patented GFlush™ system, which sends the weighted cable surfing through the plumbing system to one of the thousands of TiSP Access Nodes.
When the GFlush is complete, the spindle will (or at least should) have largely unraveled, exposing a connector at the remaining end. Detach the cable from the spindle, taking care not to allow the cable to slip into the toilet.

If cable does slip into toilet, call your plumber.

Step 3: Installation

Plug the fiber-optic cable into your TiSP wireless router, which has a specially designed counterweight to withstand the centripetal force of flushing.
Insert the TiSP installation CD and run the setup utility to install the Google Toolbar (required) and the rest of the TiSP software, which will automatically configure your computer's network settings.

Step 4: Finishing Off

Within sixty minutes -- assuming proper data flow -- the other end of your fiber-optic cable should have reached the nearest TiSP Access Node, where our Plumbing Hardware Dispatchers (PHDs) will remove the sinker and plug the line into our global data networking system.

Congratulations, you're online! (Please wash your hands before surfing.)

Step 5: Please Read

OK, this was a prank.
You probably fell for it at the begining, but started to disbelieve it as it went on.
More information is at:
http://www.google.com/tisp
I haven't been able to install the toilet! :(
Are you!
57seconds :)
You should really try it.
This was stolen word for word from Google's site. It is also copywritten.
So is the word Google. <br>Oh carp! I said it!
It would have been better to make up your own joke project, rather than spreading a manufactured advertising meme...
And aren't memes meant to be for spreading?
Not when they are commercials.<br><br>If this had been created by a competitor to Google...
But this wasn't a commercial. <br>
So, you mentioned no corporate identities at any point?
huh?
You're advertising <em>Google</em>!
OH NO! Because nobody knows about Google!
this was an april fools 2 or 3 years ago &lt;_&lt;
So is every practical joke, doesn't mean you can't re-use them.
u mean Copy-Pasted ;)
People copy the ID10T Error prank over and over.
this dont work because we have a septic tank
in that case, spring for the additional Wireless-to-TiSP adapter.<br><br>That should allow you to connect to the nearest node, presuming proper signal strength.

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