Installing Google TiSP (FREE BROADBAND!)

Google TiSP is a brand-new way to recieve free broadband using nothing more than a wire!
Sign up today and they'll send you your TiSP self-installation kit, which includes setup guide, fiber-optic cable, spindle, wireless router and installation CD.

TiSP in-home wireless broadband is:

•Free, fast and highly reliable

•Easy to install -- takes just minutes

•Vacuum-sealed to prevent water damage

Once you have recieved your kit, read on!

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Step 1: Preparing the Eqipment

Remove the spindle of fiber-optic cable from your TiSP installation kit.
Attach the sinker to the loose end of the cable, take one safe step backward and drop this weighted end into your toilet.
Be sure to wear the rubber safety gloves provided.

bricabracwizard says: Apr 16, 2013. 6:28 PM

I haven't been able to install the toilet! :(

DELETED_Blue Mullet says: Jan 18, 2011. 4:24 PM

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NatNoBrains (author) in reply to DELETED_Blue MulletJan 19, 2011. 11:48 AM

You should really try it.

DELETED_Blue Mullet in reply to NatNoBrainsJan 19, 2011. 12:28 PM

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NatNoBrains (author) in reply to DELETED_Blue MulletJan 19, 2011. 12:29 PM

57seconds :)

DELETED_Blue Mullet in reply to NatNoBrainsJan 19, 2011. 12:31 PM

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NatNoBrains (author) in reply to DELETED_Blue MulletJan 20, 2011. 8:34 AM

Are you!

plasticbiker says: Jan 16, 2011. 10:48 PM

This was stolen word for word from Google's site. It is also copywritten.

NatNoBrains (author) in reply to plasticbikerJan 18, 2011. 8:31 AM

So is the word Google.
Oh carp! I said it!

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Kiteman says: Jan 16, 2011. 1:18 PM

It would have been better to make up your own joke project, rather than spreading a manufactured advertising meme...

NatNoBrains (author) in reply to KitemanJan 17, 2011. 8:10 AM

And aren't memes meant to be for spreading?

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Kiteman in reply to NatNoBrainsJan 17, 2011. 8:17 AM

Not when they are commercials.

If this had been created by a competitor to Google...

NatNoBrains (author) in reply to KitemanJan 17, 2011. 8:30 AM

But this wasn't a commercial.

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Kiteman in reply to NatNoBrainsJan 17, 2011. 9:01 AM

So, you mentioned no corporate identities at any point?

NatNoBrains (author) in reply to KitemanJan 17, 2011. 9:11 AM

huh?

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Kiteman in reply to NatNoBrainsJan 17, 2011. 9:33 AM

You're advertising Google!

NatNoBrains (author) in reply to KitemanJan 17, 2011. 10:23 AM

OH NO! Because nobody knows about Google!

Bongmaster says: Jan 16, 2011. 1:16 PM

this was an april fools 2 or 3 years ago <_<

NatNoBrains (author) in reply to BongmasterJan 17, 2011. 8:11 AM

So is every practical joke, doesn't mean you can't re-use them.

Bongmaster in reply to NatNoBrainsJan 17, 2011. 9:37 AM

u mean Copy-Pasted ;)

NatNoBrains (author) in reply to BongmasterJan 17, 2011. 10:23 AM

People copy the ID10T Error prank over and over.

thematthatter says: Jan 16, 2011. 5:12 PM

this dont work because we have a septic tank

ironsmiter in reply to thematthatterJan 17, 2011. 1:38 AM

in that case, spring for the additional Wireless-to-TiSP adapter.

That should allow you to connect to the nearest node, presuming proper signal strength.