Introduction: Instructions for the Recently Deceased
A deceased you.
Step 1: Step 1
Lie perfectly still. Do not attempt to breathe. On no account try to call for help.
Step 2: Step
Soon you will feel very stiff. Do not be alarmed. Don't panic. Whatever you do don't scream.
Step 3: Step 3
Then you will feel very cold. This is due to the small space you once inhabited expanding.
Step 4: Step 4
Now discard previous notions of death. Everything you heard before was from the Living. What do they know?
Step 5: Step 5
This is not the 'dead zone'. If you see lights do not ignore them - they are there for your guidance.
Step 6: Step 6
Do not hold onto the clouds, even if you suffer from altitude sickness.
Step 7: Step 7
When you get there, answer all the questions. Remember, it's all done by telepathy.
Step 8: Step 8
If you see someone you know, do not articulate lachrymosely. There will be opportunities for this later. Much later.
Step 9: Step 9
Soon you will understand why people believe in reincarnation. Then you will be free to pursue your own interests.
Step 10: Step 10
Have a pleasant afterlife. It could be a long time.
*Instructable based on the poem by Bruno D'Arcy*