To correct this, I downloaded an app (LogMeIn) for my iPad that allows me to control my computer. Works great in principle, but do I really want to reach over the side of the bed to grab my iPad, open the case, log in, and then be able to use my "remote control" every time I want to queue another episode? Of course not!
This project was the result of that laziness. I wanted a way to have easy access to my computer via my iPad with minimal effort, particularly in the morning when I can't open my eyes for more than 30 seconds, much less get up to my computer and turn on an episode of South Park. Obviously, you could also put this somewhere else -- the kitchen for easy access to the weather, news, and recipes; the living room for control of the surround sound system you were able to buy with your actual money that you made at your actual job; the bathroom so you can read your comic books sci-fi style. The list goes on and on. Enjoy!
Step 1: Materials
Piece of wood (long and thin; 1/4" thick x 2" wide is a good one; you'll need at least 24" in length, more to be safe)
Plastic cards (for spacers; don't use old credit cards, because they have words that make them not-flat; used gift cards work best) -- NOT SHOWN
Wood screws (I used #10 x 1") -- NOT SHOWN
Book shelf (or anything else you're mounting the iPad to)
Saw (any kind will do; hack saws are a major pain in the a**)
Level (if you wanna get fancy and make it straight, for whatever reason)
Sandpaper / sanding sponge / actual sand (just kidding, don't use sand, it gets everywhere)
POWER DRILL -- NOT SHOWN
Step 2: Making the Pieces
To assemble the pieces, you'll need to use your iPad. Place one piece on a flat surface flush with the long side of your iPad and the other on top, offset so it covers just the non-screen portion of the front surface. You'll notice that wood pieces don't quite meet (unfortunately, the iPad 2 is somewhere between 1/4" and 1/2", so you can make a secure seat for it without some custom spacers). Start cutting those cards in half and stacking them until you find the right number to make the top piece sit just above the iPad surface (not too tight, not too loose). Super glue the stacks of cards together and then glue the stacks onto the pieces of wood (see images).
Step 3: Mount the Pieces
To permanently fix the pieces to their new home, first drill a hole slightly narrower than your wood screws. NOTE, don't try to drill through the plastic spacers (yes, this may have been part of the reason my drill bit got stuck...). Also, try not to run out of super glue right before your drill unglues the stacks of plastic and splits your carefully measured, cut, and sanded piece of wood in half, thus necessitating the use of more glue, which you of course don't have because you just ran out.
Once the holes are in place, you can drive your screws in (using your powered screw driver, OF COURSE).