Jack O'Beer Party Pumpkin Beer Dispenser

Well it was a week before my Halloween party, and I was trying to figure out what to carve my pumpkin into. So I thought to myself, "Hmm, I wonder how I can make my pumpkin dispense beer?" I'd like to say this project is only useful to someone who owns a kegerator, or is having a keg for a party. Also, it's only useful for one night, you have to trash it the next day.

Materials Needed:
1 Medium/Large sized pumpkin
Box wine (any flavor or brand will do)
1 ft. of 1 diameter clear plastic tubing (found at Home Depot)
1 plastic tie wrap
Scissors
Carving knife
Some kind of cleaning supply (I use BLC, Beer-Line-Cleaner) that will not poison you, or make your beer taste like soap.

Step 1 FINISH OFF THE BOX OF WINE

I can't stress this enough people. Please do not pour out any delicious wine that is just a sin against all humanity.

Comments

[ksharp2]

Speaking of Box Wine, if you're having a "classier" gathering, why not just use the boxed wine instead of chugging it and than trying to carve a pumpkin? You can listen to some classical music, maybe some jazz, dress swanky, and drink blood red wine from a pumpkins mouth. Sounds good to me :)

[Doctor What]

Can I make it out of pickles?

[cowscankill]

LOL you would need a lot of pickles or the largest pickle in the world...

[Doctor What]

You know what's weird? I don't even remember making that comment.

[abadfart]

let me guess you filled it with Bourbon instead  

[cowscankill]

LOL Pickles... I don't know how you could forget commenting about pickles xD

[klo_015]

Sounds like a fun idea. Maybe instead of beer, you could fill it with some kind of red jungle juice, and have the bag sit on some frozen ice packs. It wouldn't go as fast as the beer, so you wouldn't have to worry as much about refilling the bag. Plus, it's red... And reusing the Franzia bag for beer/liquor-- what a great idea!!

[dreman112]

U innovative son of a bitch...good work

[marc92]

maybe you could freeze the pumpkin beforehand to keep the beer cold (not expecting coherent responses due to drunkenness)

[soadmaneyack]

I actually threw a few chunks of dry ice in through the eye holes, stays cold for a long time.. plus, if you're throwing a party.. you're probably going to be going through the bag of beer quite frequently

[!Andrew_Modder!]

as odd as that is, its pretty cool :-P