I have a fortunate resemblance to Jesus, as he is my big brother, and so I was able to pose for the toast image myself. I used a greyscale filter and then shifted the color to browns (like a darker sepia tone). I took the opportunity to fill in my beard.
To make the toast transition I filled in the background and faded the edges. From here it was a simple slip over to the image of me holding the toast.
The text...well, that was what started it all! Enjoy!