Make him pay for being mealy!!
Please vote for me in the healthy eating contest ( we don't need to be eating mealy apples )
Step 1: Choose Your Weapon
Choose your weapon of mass destruction... I'm choosing this nice knife ( if u don't notice that I'm pointing to it in the picture u need glasses)
Step 2: Getting the Vantage Point
Sneak up on your victim from behind, mwahaha
Step 3: Finish Him!
FINISH HIM!! or her i can't control over the gender of your apple
Step 4: The Memorial
Sneak into the back of mr. Apples memorial with a creepy robe on and smile creepily like your about to pull a prank on your bother... Or sister like I said I don't have control over gender ( that's gods responsibility I'm already flailing in math )