Those massive toilet paper rolls from Costco don't fit on the dainty little holder? Need more girth for your spindle of hiney wipes? Trying to fit the super-size into a regular? Paper on the counter until it gets small enough? I hear you. Chasing a massive roll of butt floss across the bathroom floor like Crusty Crab is hardly dignified. It was time I got serious and solved this issue like a grownup.