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It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia is quite possibly the best show ever to grace television with its presence.  If you haven’t seen it, it is the most not-politically-correct show about the absolute worst people, and I love it.  In one of the best episodes, Charlie, who is obsessed with the girl who works at the coffee shop and probably has a learning disability, makes Kitten Mittons and tries to convince the others to sell them at the pub.  I decided to crochet some and mail them to my friend who is obsessed with her cat, but shockingly I couldn’t find any patterns online.  So, I made my own. 

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Step 1: Materials

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Size G hook

Scraps of sport weight yarn

Ribbon is optional :]

Step 2: Pattern

Remember, one SIZE fits all!

Ch 2

Round 1: 6 sc into 2nd ch from hook (6)

Round 2: 2 sc into each st around (12)

Rounds 3-7:  sc in each stitch (12)

Round 8: Ch 1, dc in each stich around, sl st to finish (12)

Sew in the ends

For the bow, I took pick yarn and just chained 35 with the G hook.  Then I alternated putting it in front of and behind the dc.

Multiply times four, unless your cat is one-legged.

Step 3:

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Hello, Charlie Kelly here, local business owner and cat enthusiast. Is your cat making too much noise all the time? Is your cat constantly stomping around driving you crazy? Is your cat clawing at your furniture? Think there’s no answer? You’re so stupid! There is! Kitten Mittons. Finally, there is an elegant, comfortable mitten for cats…. I couldn’t hear anything! Is your cat one-legged? Is your cat fat, skinny, or an in-between? That doesn’t matter! Cause one size fits all! Kitten Mittons! You’ll be smitten! So come on down to Paddy’s Pub. We’re the hoooooooommee of the original Kitten Mittons. Meeeeeeeeeeowwwww!

Super easy and they look adorable if you can get them onto your cat without being clawed to death :]
inokodeyuu3 years ago
I'm sorry but I dont quiet understand what the sc, ch, st, dc, and sl mean. makes absolutely no sense to me... HELP plz!
anniemagz (author)  inokodeyuu3 years ago
No problem!

sc - single crochet
ch - chain
dc - double crochet
sl - slip stitch

I think these videos cover all of those stitches:

Let me know if you still need more resources!

*Note: It is important to note that in my pattern you won't sl ch and turn after each row. You'll just continue in the same direction, kind of like a spiral. :)
wow, that was fast thanks. should help!