Kitten Stew

A delicious recipe on making Kitten Stew. Which briefly covers "Catching a Kitten" and "Skinning a Kitten." Also depending on your own personal tastes we'll outline which kittens taste sweet and which kittens taste like chicken.

Step 1: Catch Kitten

First, you must find and catch a kitten. They can be fast and wily but they are stupid. Try using a laser pointer and point it into a nearby box.

Comments

[jimkim]

I've recently tried your dish, but replaced the kitten with the tender meat of a koala bear. Delicious and exotic.

[bowmaster]

If your going for exotic use Emu.

[evilmadcow]

i say dodo bird.

[letstormdufield]

Petrified Pterodactyl is good to.

[evilmadcow]

XD

[mowie]

he koala tends to bite and chase allso its not a very healthy meal cos eukalyptus leaves contain a extreamly posionous chemical that only koalas can eat p.s koalas are not bears so dont call them bears

[diskincluded]

Gotta second the "koalas are not bears" thing. Also, eucalyptus, not eukalyptus :P Additionally, koalas are heavy, strong, and are build to shred bits of trees and stuff, plus they'll vomit and urinate on you. Trust me, you're better off going for a kitten. Or a croc if you know how to handle them.

[ItsTheHobbs]

mmmmmm koala looks tasty

[copycat42]

too eukalyptussy for my tastes. i like ferret. when roasted, it fits on a subway bun. :)

[dealydoo]

their not called ferrets..... call them tube cats

[ItsTheHobbs]

lol...

[ChrysN]

Gasp! I'm telling PETA.

[TheWelfareWarrior]

um... i think he's part of People Eating Tasty Animals...

[letstormdufield]

LOL!!!!!!

[beehard44]

lol

[MegaMaker]

Lol... never heard that, even though I hate this Instructable.

[ChrysN]

LOL!

[chicopluma]

there is a problem, my soup still meows

[evilmadcow]

I'm getting the same problem.
help?

[evilmadcow]

i would just use duct tape

[Super_Nerd]

o_0

[jlewis4]

A carrot peeler isn't strictly necessary, as there is more than one way to skin a cat...

[IdealL]

Waiter, there is pet dander in my soup!

[IdealL]

I hear PeTA has some vegan recepies...

[chicopluma]

don't you kill him first, don't let a chinese see this instructable. hahaha

[your dog]

I have the idea of starting a kitten plantation, does anybody want in?

[charred]

you have found the only use for kittens! fantastic

[diskincluded]

Er, did you forget "Growing up and making more kittens"? :P

[charred]

Growing up and making more kittens, to make more stew, maybe

[diskincluded]

Well why else would you want more kittens? To staple into clothing?

[freakyqwerty]

Great idea!

[spock155]

-makes an ible on how to staple kittens to clothing-

[charred]

BRILLIANT!

[beehard44]

you have exposed this to the kittehs. now basement and teh ceiling cat shall join forces and eliminate us, teh whole human race. No man and goggie shall be spared!

[tanis9319]

you damn monster

[MrE]

I tried the peeler but it was very hard to get skin off the legs. Also the fur kept clogging it up. I thought to myself I will trap one of those furless breeds, but they are hard to find. I then just ripped off the fir by grabbing from the tail and swinging around and around and the cat went FOOM right out. Then I just stuck in meat grinder and yum yum. Kitten sausage.

[Kwitmeh3]

unrelated* they make cat meatballs in vietnam

[mattclary]

If you steam them first, the fir comes off and won't clog the peeler. ;) lol ...obviously

[sdfive]

OMG! U SADDO!

[louieaw]

OH GOD!