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While completely impractical, this knitting project makes a very hilarious gift to a special someone who thinks you are completely nuts about knitting.

I started this project not knowing what it would turn out to be. I was just learning how to knit with 4 double pointed needles and i had wanted to make something bigger, but kept screwing up so I only casted on 12 stitches because I felt impatient. Being of an odd size, not big enough for a hand but too small for one finger, it was inevitable that it would become a condom.

Here's how I did it:
(size 8 double pointed needles + thin angora yarn)
Cast on 12 stitches, knit 29 rows, decrease by 2, knit another row, decrease by 3, knit one more row, decrease by 3 again, then knit your last 4 stitches for 2-3 rows, depending on how long you want the tip part to be. Cast off.
Realistically, this may be a little small. For a more realistic approach, try casting on maybe 13 or 14 stitches and knitting more rows, like about 38 or 40.

*I can't wait to see the look on my boyfriend's face when he sees this!

WARNING: this is not an effective method of birth control!!!
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sabu.dawdy says: Apr 28, 2013. 3:46 AM
lolxx
blackvannowindows says: Mar 25, 2013. 4:54 AM
Very nice instructable my friend. I made a similar one of these earlier this year. Mine was made out of steel wool. Once you get past the initial pain and bleeding, the steel actually feels quite pleasurable, plus the cleanup afterwards is not messy. My next step is to try it with a woman. Hope she likes it!!!!
asansing984 says: May 3, 2009. 6:58 PM
Okay. Now I had to try this, and I used a circle loom because it looked easier. but now i cant figure out how to taper the top into a condom shape. Help!
Lerrinus says: Jan 7, 2013. 10:40 AM
Switch to DPNs = Double Pointed Knitting Needles, then start decreasing row by row!
Have fun! :-)
rickyd! says: Oct 16, 2008. 8:30 AM
I want to see the guy that actually uses it as a real condom
dragon0693 says: May 6, 2009. 7:10 PM
i know him he has a kid now
Thundermoon99 says: Sep 22, 2012. 6:44 PM
QUIT TALKING ABOUT ME DDDD: jk jk jk jk
weaponscollector94 says: Nov 15, 2009. 7:35 PM
lol good one!
hintss says: Nov 29, 2010. 8:38 PM
xkcd.com/674
bclinton says: Dec 26, 2010. 4:59 PM
I told my mom about this (she got a starter kit for knitting last x-mas) and she tried to knit it (although she didn't have the right size needles). Apparently, that has to do with size (I don't know anything about knitting) so the condom turned out to be REALLY small, and it was hilarious. To anyone considering doing this as a gag for next x-mas, DO IT!!!
oud25 says: Nov 4, 2010. 11:57 AM
realistically if u need this then its probably cold so it wouldnt need to be very big
lolz
BobMarleyFan says: Oct 15, 2010. 2:55 PM
my freind said he wanted to learn knitting so he could do just this.
jeffpaulwilson says: Jan 30, 2010. 7:18 PM
yeah, it looks like it needs A LOT of lube...
beehard44 says: Aug 28, 2010. 11:53 PM
it absorbs the lube as well
Morrighan says: Mar 2, 2010. 7:39 AM
hahaha!!! it doesn't lokk very comfortable baut it's so cool.... XD LOL very nice, pretty and... warm XD
anibioman says: Feb 22, 2010. 5:28 PM
 you should try making a cozy for your balls next
weaponscollector94 says: Nov 15, 2009. 7:38 PM
i want one! it get's cold at night over here...
abadfart says: Nov 12, 2009. 9:38 PM
yay that would keep me warm lol 
gorgo333 says: Feb 13, 2008. 1:52 PM
I knew it would only be a matter of time before this stuff start popping up on instructables.
Geordiepom says: Feb 29, 2008. 1:47 AM
Yeah mate, I know what you mean. It's a slippery slope. Next thing you know we'll have self-righteous religious nutters imposing their moral values upon us.
sekiraO_O says: Oct 12, 2009. 2:47 AM
I'm very into Jesus and I don't think there's anything wrong with making clothes for a weenie. I'm surprised no one thought of it sooner, after all, when it gets cold enough things start falling off.
lukeyj15 says: Apr 2, 2009. 9:04 PM
cool pic you got
mannys9130 says: May 29, 2008. 12:33 PM
Have you accepted Jesus as your savior. If not, hear me out. He died for you! (just kidding!)
dragon0693 says: May 6, 2009. 7:06 PM
yeah and now someone is going to make some thing on how to do a trick with the bible
dragon0693 says: May 6, 2009. 7:07 PM
maybe i should do it...... i know some pretty religious nuts
yeah i know says: Dec 30, 2009. 7:47 AM
HEy i know how to kickflip on a bible!
chabias says: Oct 6, 2009. 8:01 PM
I've made a similar 'weinie warmer', with apron ties. Monogram them for a great gag gift. (no pun intended)
pyromonkey says: Sep 25, 2009. 5:10 PM
Hahahaha! Very creative :)
ninjacow258 says: Aug 20, 2009. 7:02 PM
Nice one. xD
watermelonhead says: Aug 19, 2009. 10:32 AM
Umm... creative? ;) Really, the banana pic is disturbing :D
Cyberscann54 says: Aug 16, 2009. 10:45 PM
The Johnny Sweater
asansing984 says: Apr 26, 2009. 5:09 PM
I LOVE IT! A little bigger and its the perfect 'lonely night' sock!
andrew140932 says: Apr 26, 2009. 10:01 AM
that is sick
cantthinkof bettername says: Apr 14, 2009. 5:52 PM
eh, too small.
old_bass_masta says: Feb 14, 2008. 11:27 AM
Totally impractical as many people are allergic to wool. too bad for me ;) but its an interesting idea, does it roll up?
wind_through_my_ears says: Feb 8, 2009. 6:34 AM
Actually, angora yarn is spun from angora rabbit hair, not sheep's wool, so it's softer and doesn't contain the lanolin that irritates most people with wool issues. Other possibilities would be alpaca yarn or, for the ultimate in comfort and luxury, cashmere.
lukeyj15 says: Apr 2, 2009. 9:03 PM
SILK!!
frostedface (author) says: Feb 14, 2008. 10:43 PM
yes it does!!
old_bass_masta says: Feb 14, 2008. 11:12 PM
haha, this could be used for sex, but a real condom on your willy, then put the wooly on the willy, then put a real condom on the wooly, or keep your willy warm when its cold skiing weather (evil ideas)
purple andaconda says: Mar 7, 2008. 12:57 PM
Lol, could really help if u go deer hunting in wisconsin. =P
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