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While completely impractical, this knitting project makes a very hilarious gift to a special someone who thinks you are completely nuts about knitting.

I started this project not knowing what it would turn out to be. I was just learning how to knit with 4 double pointed needles and i had wanted to make something bigger, but kept screwing up so I only casted on 12 stitches because I felt impatient. Being of an odd size, not big enough for a hand but too small for one finger, it was inevitable that it would become a condom.

Here's how I did it:
(size 8 double pointed needles + thin angora yarn)
Cast on 12 stitches, knit 29 rows, decrease by 2, knit another row, decrease by 3, knit one more row, decrease by 3 again, then knit your last 4 stitches for 2-3 rows, depending on how long you want the tip part to be. Cast off.
Realistically, this may be a little small. For a more realistic approach, try casting on maybe 13 or 14 stitches and knitting more rows, like about 38 or 40.

*I can't wait to see the look on my boyfriend's face when he sees this!

WARNING: this is not an effective method of birth control!!!
ncosier6 months ago
Awesome!!
parisusa7 months ago
Love your "warning"! :)
Colleen46149 months ago
Lol im 13 and understand this without my parents talking about condoms and sex at all.. What has this world come to?
sabu.dawdy11 months ago
lolxx
Very nice instructable my friend. I made a similar one of these earlier this year. Mine was made out of steel wool. Once you get past the initial pain and bleeding, the steel actually feels quite pleasurable, plus the cleanup afterwards is not messy. My next step is to try it with a woman. Hope she likes it!!!!
asansing9844 years ago
Okay. Now I had to try this, and I used a circle loom because it looked easier. but now i cant figure out how to taper the top into a condom shape. Help!
Switch to DPNs = Double Pointed Knitting Needles, then start decreasing row by row!
Have fun! :-)
rickyd!5 years ago
I want to see the guy that actually uses it as a real condom
i know him he has a kid now
QUIT TALKING ABOUT ME DDDD: jk jk jk jk
lol good one!
xkcd.com/674
bclinton3 years ago
I told my mom about this (she got a starter kit for knitting last x-mas) and she tried to knit it (although she didn't have the right size needles). Apparently, that has to do with size (I don't know anything about knitting) so the condom turned out to be REALLY small, and it was hilarious. To anyone considering doing this as a gag for next x-mas, DO IT!!!
oud253 years ago
realistically if u need this then its probably cold so it wouldnt need to be very big
lolz
my freind said he wanted to learn knitting so he could do just this.
PetervG6 years ago
"Ribbed for her pleasure!"
You win. Well done, sir!

Also, someone needs to make a whole bunch and stick 'em on random things like statues and guns and fruit. Crap, I gotta learn how to knit.
Go for it i've got the yarn the best is pink, fluffy and SPARKLELY! :D
my rival school is the Trojans.... Lol the jokes we have... they painted our mustang statue balls blue
... but only if worn purl side out. :-)
Excellent =D
yeah, it looks like it needs A LOT of lube...
it absorbs the lube as well
Morrighan4 years ago
hahaha!!! it doesn't lokk very comfortable baut it's so cool.... XD LOL very nice, pretty and... warm XD
anibioman4 years ago
 you should try making a cozy for your balls next
gorgo3336 years ago
I knew it would only be a matter of time before this stuff start popping up on instructables.
Yeah mate, I know what you mean. It's a slippery slope. Next thing you know we'll have self-righteous religious nutters imposing their moral values upon us.
Have you accepted Jesus as your savior. If not, hear me out. He died for you! (just kidding!)
yeah and now someone is going to make some thing on how to do a trick with the bible
maybe i should do it...... i know some pretty religious nuts
HEy i know how to kickflip on a bible!
I'm very into Jesus and I don't think there's anything wrong with making clothes for a weenie. I'm surprised no one thought of it sooner, after all, when it gets cold enough things start falling off.
cool pic you got
i want one! it get's cold at night over here...
abadfart4 years ago
yay that would keep me warm lol 
chabias4 years ago
I've made a similar 'weinie warmer', with apron ties. Monogram them for a great gag gift. (no pun intended)
pyromonkey4 years ago
Hahahaha! Very creative :)
ninjacow2584 years ago
Nice one. xD
Umm... creative? ;) Really, the banana pic is disturbing :D
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