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Knit Condom

Knit Condom
While completely impractical, this knitting project makes a very hilarious gift to a special someone who thinks you are completely nuts about knitting.

I started this project not knowing what it would turn out to be. I was just learning how to knit with 4 double pointed needles and i had wanted to make something bigger, but kept screwing up so I only casted on 12 stitches because I felt impatient. Being of an odd size, not big enough for a hand but too small for one finger, it was inevitable that it would become a condom.

Here's how I did it:
(size 8 double pointed needles + thin angora yarn)
Cast on 12 stitches, knit 29 rows, decrease by 2, knit another row, decrease by 3, knit one more row, decrease by 3 again, then knit your last 4 stitches for 2-3 rows, depending on how long you want the tip part to be. Cast off.
Realistically, this may be a little small. For a more realistic approach, try casting on maybe 13 or 14 stitches and knitting more rows, like about 38 or 40.

*I can't wait to see the look on my boyfriend's face when he sees this!

WARNING: this is not an effective method of birth control!!!
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Apr 10, 2011. 11:02 AMchicopluma says:
not for protection but for a really cold place
Dec 26, 2010. 4:59 PMbclinton says:
I told my mom about this (she got a starter kit for knitting last x-mas) and she tried to knit it (although she didn't have the right size needles). Apparently, that has to do with size (I don't know anything about knitting) so the condom turned out to be REALLY small, and it was hilarious. To anyone considering doing this as a gag for next x-mas, DO IT!!!
Oct 16, 2008. 8:30 AMrickyd! says:
I want to see the guy that actually uses it as a real condom
May 6, 2009. 7:10 PMdragon0693 says:
i know him he has a kid now
Nov 15, 2009. 7:35 PMweaponscollector94 says:
lol good one!
Nov 29, 2010. 8:38 PMhintss says:
xkcd.com/674
Nov 4, 2010. 11:57 AMoud25 says:
realistically if u need this then its probably cold so it wouldnt need to be very big
lolz
Oct 15, 2010. 2:55 PMBobMarleyFan says:
my freind said he wanted to learn knitting so he could do just this.
Jan 30, 2010. 7:18 PMjeffpaulwilson says:
yeah, it looks like it needs A LOT of lube...
Aug 28, 2010. 11:53 PMbeehard44 says:
it absorbs the lube as well
Mar 2, 2010. 7:39 AMMorrighan says:
hahaha!!! it doesn't lokk very comfortable baut it's so cool.... XD LOL very nice, pretty and... warm XD
Feb 22, 2010. 5:28 PManibioman says:
 you should try making a cozy for your balls next
Nov 15, 2009. 7:38 PMweaponscollector94 says:
i want one! it get's cold at night over here...
Nov 12, 2009. 9:38 PMabadfart says:
yay that would keep me warm lol 
Feb 13, 2008. 1:52 PMgorgo333 says:
I knew it would only be a matter of time before this stuff start popping up on instructables.
Feb 29, 2008. 1:47 AMGeordiepom says:
Yeah mate, I know what you mean. It's a slippery slope. Next thing you know we'll have self-righteous religious nutters imposing their moral values upon us.
Oct 12, 2009. 2:47 AMsekiraO_O says:
I'm very into Jesus and I don't think there's anything wrong with making clothes for a weenie. I'm surprised no one thought of it sooner, after all, when it gets cold enough things start falling off.
Apr 2, 2009. 9:04 PMlukeyj15 says:
cool pic you got
May 29, 2008. 12:33 PMmannys9130 says:
Have you accepted Jesus as your savior. If not, hear me out. He died for you! (just kidding!)
May 6, 2009. 7:06 PMdragon0693 says:
yeah and now someone is going to make some thing on how to do a trick with the bible
May 6, 2009. 7:07 PMdragon0693 says:
maybe i should do it...... i know some pretty religious nuts
Dec 30, 2009. 7:47 AMyeah i know says:
HEy i know how to kickflip on a bible!
Oct 6, 2009. 8:01 PMchabias says:
I've made a similar 'weinie warmer', with apron ties. Monogram them for a great gag gift. (no pun intended)
Sep 25, 2009. 5:10 PMpyromonkey says:
Hahahaha! Very creative :)
Aug 20, 2009. 7:02 PMninjacow258 says:
Nice one. xD
Aug 19, 2009. 10:32 AMwatermelonhead says:
Umm... creative? ;) Really, the banana pic is disturbing :D
Aug 16, 2009. 10:45 PMCyberscann54 says:
The Johnny Sweater
May 3, 2009. 6:58 PMasansing984 says:
Okay. Now I had to try this, and I used a circle loom because it looked easier. but now i cant figure out how to taper the top into a condom shape. Help!
Apr 26, 2009. 5:09 PMasansing984 says:
I LOVE IT! A little bigger and its the perfect 'lonely night' sock!
Apr 26, 2009. 10:01 AMandrew140932 says:
that is sick
Apr 14, 2009. 5:52 PMcantthinkof bettername says:
eh, too small.
Feb 14, 2008. 11:27 AMold_bass_masta says:
Totally impractical as many people are allergic to wool. too bad for me ;) but its an interesting idea, does it roll up?
Feb 8, 2009. 6:34 AMwind_through_my_ears says:
Actually, angora yarn is spun from angora rabbit hair, not sheep's wool, so it's softer and doesn't contain the lanolin that irritates most people with wool issues. Other possibilities would be alpaca yarn or, for the ultimate in comfort and luxury, cashmere.
Apr 2, 2009. 9:03 PMlukeyj15 says:
SILK!!
Feb 14, 2008. 11:12 PMold_bass_masta says:
haha, this could be used for sex, but a real condom on your willy, then put the wooly on the willy, then put a real condom on the wooly, or keep your willy warm when its cold skiing weather (evil ideas)
Mar 7, 2008. 12:57 PMpurple andaconda says:
Lol, could really help if u go deer hunting in wisconsin. =P
Mar 25, 2008. 7:39 PMjoejoerowley says:
No Joke, I live in wisconsin. Its cold as all hell. 100 inches of snow.
Apr 2, 2009. 5:39 AMjlockwood says:
I think you guys might be doin' it wrong
Mar 19, 2009. 3:43 PMbonniekf says:
I laughed so hard at this you should try added some string of a chain on each end and add some cup holders to that, & bring it up in front of middle with velcros so it stays closed so the rest can be warm to. Just an idea to. Could be more of a laugh, lol.
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