Introduction: Knock, Knock, Neo.

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Everyone has made at least one time the Matrix batch file (the one that shows random numbers in bat file).
So I thought that I might make a file that does something different.
You might remember the scene where Neo is contacted via his PC screen.
So this bat file tries to create the same effect.

Step 1:

Step 2: Code

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@echo off
title Connecting.....
echo.
set count=0
:1
if "%count%"=="300" goto 2
set /a count+=1
goto 1
:2
echo  W

set count=0
:3
if "%count%"=="100" goto 4
set /a count+=1
goto 3
:4
cls
echo.
echo  Wa

set count=0
:5
if "%count%"=="100" goto 6
set /a count+=1
goto 5
:6
cls
echo.
echo  Wak

set count=0
:7
if "%count%"=="100" goto 8
set /a count+=1
goto 7
:8
cls
echo.
echo  Wake

set count=0
:9
if "%count%"=="100" goto 10
set /a count+=1
goto 9
:10
cls
echo.
echo  Wake u

set count=0
:11
if "%count%"=="100" goto 12
set /a count+=1
goto 11
:12
cls
echo.
echo  Wake up

set count=0
:13
if "%count%"=="100" goto 14
set /a count+=1
goto 13
:14
cls
echo.
echo  Wake up,

set count=0
:15
if "%count%"=="100" goto 16
set /a count+=1
goto 15
:16
cls
echo.
echo  Wake up, N

set count=0
:17
if "%count%"=="100" goto 18
set /a count+=1
goto 17
:18
cls
echo.
echo  Wake up, Ne

set count=0
:19
if "%count%"=="100" goto 20
set /a count+=1
goto 19
:20
cls
echo.
echo  Wake up, Neo

set count=0
:21
if "%count%"=="100" goto 22
set /a count+=1
goto 21
:22
cls
echo.
echo  Wake up, Neo.

set count=0
:23
if "%count%"=="100" goto 24
set /a count+=1
goto 23
:24
cls
echo.
echo  Wake up, Neo..

set count=0
:25
if "%count%"=="100" goto 26
set /a count+=1
goto 25
:26
cls
echo.
echo  Wake up, Neo...

set count=0
:27
if "%count%"=="800" goto 28
set /a count+=1
goto 27
:28
cls
echo.
color 0a
echo  T

set count=0
:29
if "%count%"=="50" goto 30
set /a count+=1
goto 29
:30
cls
echo.
echo  Th

set count=0
:31
if "%count%"=="50" goto 32
set /a count+=1
goto 31
:32
cls
echo.
echo  The

set count=0
:31
if "%count%"=="50" goto 32
set /a count+=1
goto 31
:32
cls
echo.
echo  The M

set count=0
:33
if "%count%"=="50" goto 34
set /a count+=1
goto 33
:34
cls
echo.
echo  The Ma

set count=0
:35
if "%count%"=="50" goto 36
set /a count+=1
goto 35
:36
cls
echo.
echo  The Mat

set count=0
:37
if "%count%"=="50" goto 38
set /a count+=1
goto 37
:38
cls
echo.
echo  The Matr

set count=0
:39
if "%count%"=="50" goto 40
set /a count+=1
goto 39
:40
cls
echo.
echo  The Matr

set count=0
:41
if "%count%"=="50" goto 42
set /a count+=1
goto 41
:42
cls
echo.
echo  The Matri

set count=0
:43
if "%count%"=="50" goto 44
set /a count+=1
goto 43
:44
cls
echo.
echo  The Matrix

set count=0
:45
if "%count%"=="50" goto 46
set /a count+=1
goto 45
:46
cls
echo.
echo  The Matrix h

set count=0
:47
if "%count%"=="50" goto 48
set /a count+=1
goto 47
:48
cls
echo.
echo  The Matrix ha

set count=0
:49
if "%count%"=="50" goto 50
set /a count+=1
goto 49
:50
cls
echo.
echo  The Matrix has

set count=0
:51
if "%count%"=="50" goto 52
set /a count+=1
goto 51
:52
cls
echo.
echo  The Matrix has y

set count=0
:53
if "%count%"=="50" goto 54
set /a count+=1
goto 53
:54
cls
echo.
echo  The Matrix has yo

set count=0
:55
if "%count%"=="50" goto 56
set /a count+=1
goto 55
:56
cls
echo.
echo  The Matrix has you

set count=0
:57
if "%count%"=="50" goto 58
set /a count+=1
goto 57
:58
cls
echo.
echo  The Matrix has you.

set count=0
:59
if "%count%"=="50" goto 60
set /a count+=1
goto 59
:60
cls
echo.
echo  The Matrix has you..

set count=0
:61
if "%count%"=="50" goto 62
set /a count+=1
goto 61
:62
cls
echo.
echo  The Matrix has you...

set count=0
:63
if "%count%"=="500" goto 64
set /a count+=1
goto 63
:64
cls
echo.
echo  F

set count=0
:65
if "%count%"=="50" goto 66
set /a count+=1
goto 65
:66
cls
echo.
echo  Fo

set count=0
:67
if "%count%"=="50" goto 68
set /a count+=1
goto 67
:68
cls
echo.
echo  Fol

set count=0
:69
if "%count%"=="50" goto 70
set /a count+=1
goto 69
:70
cls
echo.
echo  Foll

set count=0
:71
if "%count%"=="50" goto 72
set /a count+=1
goto 71
:72
cls
echo.
echo  Follo

set count=0
:71
if "%count%"=="50" goto 72
set /a count+=1
goto 71
:72
cls
echo.
echo  Follow

set count=0
:73
if "%count%"=="50" goto 74
set /a count+=1
goto 73
:74
cls
echo.
echo  Follow t

set count=0
:75
if "%count%"=="50" goto 76
set /a count+=1
goto 75
:76
cls
echo.
echo  Follow th

set count=0
:77
if "%count%"=="50" goto 78
set /a count+=1
goto 77
:78
cls
echo.
echo  Follow the

set count=0
:79
if "%count%"=="50" goto 80
set /a count+=1
goto 79
:80
cls
echo.
echo  Follow the w

set count=0
:81
if "%count%"=="50" goto 82
set /a count+=1
goto 81
:82
cls
echo.
echo  Follow the wh

set count=0
:83
if "%count%"=="50" goto 84
set /a count+=1
goto 83
:84
cls
echo.
echo  Follow the whi

set count=0
:85
if "%count%"=="50" goto 86
set /a count+=1
goto 85
:86
cls
echo.
echo  Follow the whit

set count=0
:87
if "%count%"=="50" goto 88
set /a count+=1
goto 87
:88
cls
echo.
echo  Follow the white

set count=0
:89
if "%count%"=="50" goto 90
set /a count+=1
goto 89
:90
cls
echo.
echo  Follow the white r

set count=0
:91
if "%count%"=="50" goto 92
set /a count+=1
goto 91
:92
cls
echo.
echo  Follow the white ra

set count=0
:93
if "%count%"=="50" goto 94
set /a count+=1
goto 93
:94
cls
echo.
echo  Follow the white rab

set count=0
:95
if "%count%"=="50" goto 96
set /a count+=1
goto 95
:96
cls
echo.
echo  Follow the white rabb

set count=0
:97
if "%count%"=="50" goto 98
set /a count+=1
goto 97
:98
cls
echo.
echo  Follow the white rabbi

set count=0
:99
if "%count%"=="50" goto 100
set /a count+=1
goto 99
:100
cls
echo.
echo  Follow the white rabbit

set count=0
:101
if "%count%"=="50" goto 102
set /a count+=1
goto 101
:102
cls
echo.
echo  Follow the white rabbit.

set count=0
:103
if "%count%"=="400" goto 104
set /a count+=1
goto 103
:104
cls
echo.
echo  Knock, knock, Neo.

set count=0
:105
if "%count%"=="600" goto 106
set /a count+=1
goto 105
:106
exit

Save it as anything.bat and run it....

Step 3:

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Yeah I know that the code is not hitech and many of you might have created much better codes for this, but mine is the easiest and safest.

You can also change the text as per your wish.

Enjoy.....

Comments

Squag (author)2012-02-26

I took this code, modified it so it would spell out my friends name instead of "Neo" and delete itself after use, then put it on my friends desktop as: "Google Chrome".

Good times were had.

Tanmay Das (author)Squag2012-02-27

Glad you liked it.

By Friend's name do you mean the %userprofile% command?

Squag (author)Tanmay Das2012-02-28

No, but.... That's actually an amazing idea. Will update now.

GLaDOS V3 (author)2012-02-23

Preety cool

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