Koopa Troopa Bacon Turtle Burgers

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Do you harbor a not-so-secret nostalgia for Super Mario Brothers? A deep, greasy love for bacon? Do you keep watch for hidden coins and magic mushrooms? Then prove your side-scrolling street cred by taking on an entire army of Koopa Troopas in their final-boss bacon turtle burger form. You don't have to leave home, much less take a ride in a flying castle.

Make these Koopa Troopa Bacon Turtle Burgers for your next game night, with 1Up Mushroom Burgers for the vegetarians, Piranha Plant cupcakes for dessert, and any of these super awesome Mario-themed decorations.

Where did this idea come from? My friend Ishan had seen bacon turtle burgers floating around on the internet, and we decided they clearly needed to be taken to the next level as Koopa Troopas. I've improved the instructions to a) use a normal-sized burger, b) actually look like a turtle, and c) have a sweet (and throwable) Koopa Troopa turtle shell. What could be better?

Schritt 1: Tools & Ingredients

Ingredients:

3 pounds ground beef

burger seasonings of your choice (I used fresh-grated garlic, salt, pepper, and chili powder)

1 pound bacon

1 pack hot dogs

food coloring (your choice of brightly-colored but likely-carcinogenic Red #5 as pictured here, or more natural varieties)

cheese (optional)

8 hamburger buns (light-colored bread tops best)

Tools:

paintbrush (for food color application)

baking sheet with sides (to catch fat drips)

baking rack that fits onto your baking sheet (optional but a VERY smart idea)

aluminum foil

instant-read meat thermometer (optional but again a VERY smart idea)

Schritt 2: Prep Ground Beef

Mix your preferred seasonings into your ground beef, then form into roughly 1/3-pound patties. You should get 8-9 patties from 3 pounds of ground beef.

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CreationBoy-
CreationBoy- sagt: Jul 3, 2014. 1:55 nachm.
Please. Give this to me. If I make this, I'll make small slices into the bun, making a pattern like a koopa troopa shell. Amazing job!
sunshiine
sunshiine sagt: Mai 9, 2014. 11:46 nachm.

I made them into pet snacks! Scooby loved them! So did Max. Thanks again for sharing Candida. Have a beautiful weekend.

sunshiine

atomiclizard
atomiclizard sagt: Apr 30, 2014. 1:51 nachm.

These are almost too cute to eat! Then you added bacon. NOTHING is too cute for bacon.

I'm totally doing this for this weekend and if I can't grab bacon in time I'll just make turtle burgers!

dummy1977
dummy1977 sagt: Apr 27, 2014. 11:18 nachm.

: o

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEZU_FiVsW8

canida
canida sagt: Apr 28, 2014. 11:10 vorm.

WHERE ARE THEY?!!?

taysan
taysan sagt: Apr 27, 2014. 7:26 vorm.

Do your own reading on food coloring before slapping undiluted red and green all over your buns. That's more food coloring than you'd use to tint icing on an entire cake. If you look up painting bread with food coloring you'll find all the tutorials involve using milk with a couple drops of coloring as 'paint'. You won't get the intense green and red colors, but honestly, I don't think you want those intense colors going into your stomach.

canida
canida sagt: Apr 28, 2014. 11:09 vorm.

Excellent point - I've updated the steps above to discuss alternatives. (My kids don't actually eat burger buns, so this was a fun and un-eaten decoration.)

The+Ordinary+Gamer
The+Ordinary+Gamer sagt: Apr 27, 2014. 7:15 vorm.

HAROLD, NO!!!!

sunshiine
sunshiine sagt: Apr 24, 2014. 3:52 nachm.

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention the next time I visit my kids I will make these! They will love them.

sunshiine
sunshiine sagt: Apr 24, 2014. 3:50 nachm.

These are so adorably cute! Thanks for sharing and I hope your day shines!

sunshiine

canida
canida sagt: Apr 25, 2014. 10:55 vorm.

Thank you! :D

drowe2011
drowe2011 sagt: Apr 24, 2014. 10:34 vorm.

i love turtles and i love burgers so i guess its a match made in heaven :)

canida
canida sagt: Apr 25, 2014. 10:54 vorm.

Om nom nom nom. :)

lancashiremon101
lancashiremon101 sagt: Apr 24, 2014. 10:03 vorm.
kid-friendly? ye gods you'll kill them with all that saturated fat.
canida
canida sagt: Apr 25, 2014. 10:54 vorm.

Use grass-fed beef, and run them before and after!

atomiclizard
atomiclizard sagt: Apr 30, 2014. 1:49 nachm.

You told someone to "run" their kids? That's hilarious!

bricobart
bricobart sagt: Apr 24, 2014. 12:42 vorm.

This looks just too delicious for words, yummie!!!

canida
canida sagt: Apr 25, 2014. 10:53 vorm.

I highly recommend giving it a try - far easier than you might think.

SonicLoverSeth
SonicLoverSeth sagt: Apr 23, 2014. 8:57 nachm.
That looks ridiculous... ridiculously awesome, that is!
canida
canida sagt: Apr 25, 2014. 10:53 vorm.

Thank you! :D