Now Jesus has a bunch of powers to start with. He can be your friend. He can walk on water. He can even kill vampires. But despite all of his powers, Jesus cannot do kung-fu.
Ok, apparently he can. A quick google search revealed this pretty clearly, both in this case and this one too.
Whatever. This Kung-Fu Jesus fits in your pocket. You'll know that Jesus is always there to protect you.
As with all crazy projects, there are side effects. Crazy, alliterative side effects. Not only did we create a no-holds-barred evangelist, we made a bald baby sculpture who resembles Buddha. Strangely, Buddha is wearing Jesus' old digs.
Step 1: Find Jesus (and Other Supplies)
The kung-fu baby, on the other hand, was much easier to come by. One word: Walgreens. Feel free to pick up any necessary personal items while shopping for your kung-fu baby.
You'll also need a box-cutter, hot glue, and a bit of fabric such as an old t-shirt.
Step 2: Remove Kung-Fu Attire
We also turned the pants into boxers for Jesus so that he wouldn't have to go commando while he kung-fued.
Step 3: Decapitate the Baby
Step 4: Makeover!
The main part of the robe was made by cutting three circular holes in a line on the t-shirt (arms and neck) and then trimming the edges.
The arms were made separately by sewing together a long, thin loop of fabric and hot gluing it back onto the body of the robe.
Step 5: Operate
Watch out--if you don't act quickly, his wounds might heal by themselves.
Step 6: Recapitate the Baby. or Is It Jesus?
Take the baby's head and cut off the neck. Glue this onto the bottom of Jesus' head--this way Jesus' head will have the fitting mechanism to pop back into the body. This will take some strong pressure. Add some more glue. Hopefully the robe fits snugly enough to cover most of the glue.
Glue the baby's head onto the (former) body of Jesus.
You now have two new creations. Who's who? Identity crisis, indeed.
Step 7: Clap Loudly Near Others
The other byproduct, the bald baby Buddha, cannot do kung-fu. But he is creepy like none other.