Read these imaginary testimonials from real customers:
- "I was getting up to use the bathroom and didn't want to wake my partner, so I didn't turn on the lights. Not only were my feet cold, but I also stubbed 60% of the toes on my right foot."
- "There I was, skipping along my darkened hallways, when all of a sudden I tumbled down the stairs. Wish I'd had these..."
- "I was fighting ninjas in my pajamas, and I just couldn't see where my kicks were going."
Enough talk, let's light up some slippers!