Laboratory safety for all mad scientists

It's hard enough as it is to take over world governments, but to have to deal with all the responsibilities of an evil mad scientist hell bent on world domination from a hospital bed or with missing body parts is just too much.
By just following a few simple guide lines, the only thing that will be hurt & bleeding in your lab will be that annoying secret agent  that keeping you from having the world under your thumb.

 

Step 1 Dress the part

Just as clothing makes the man, the right outfit sets the mad scientist apart from the plain ordinary crazies. No one is going to take your threat to weld up a giant robot and crush them all seriously if you're standing there in your polyester running suit, not to mention it really gets sticky when it lights on fire. The right outfit exists for every master plan. Wear it or get laughed at.

Comments

[xenor]

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Thanks for the laughs!

[erik_mccray]

It is also one kick as 80's metal band...put up your horns!!!!

[techturtle2]

Anthrax is a bacteria, not a chemical.

[kelseymh]

Would you be willing to run this through a spell checker?  You've got a fair number of easy to fix typos.  I think this could easily be worthy of Featuring, but spelling and grammar are considered criteria for that.

[erik_mccray]

 Thank you, I used the spell check here on the site & it did not find the miss spellings That you have found. Please point me to the miss spellings & I will fix them. Again thank you.

[kelseymh]

Ah, okay.  "Guidelines" is one word, not two.  "That's" has an apostrophe (it's a contraction of "that is").  "Henchman" should be singular, since you wrote "a good ..." (singular).  "Doomsday" is one word.  "Stockpile" is one word.  "Overlook" is one word.  Generally, you should spell out the word "and" rather than using ampersand. 

"Misspellings" is one word, with only two "s"'s.  

[RadBear]

Glad to know I'm not the only grammar Nazi in the crowd. :)

[kelseymh]

www.instructables.com/group/We%27ll%20correct%20your%20misspellings/

No, you're not.  However, I did ask if the author wanted the information, and waited for a reply.

[erik_mccray]

I did not take your offer for help so you would have a platform to try to elevate your self esteem. If your help is going to take a sarcastic tone please go help someone else. 

[RadBear]

I don't think Kelseymh was aiming any sarcasm at you. As he states he and I have had several sarcastic joking exchanges. The link was directed at me and my smartass comment to him. He was honestly just trying to help and our secondary exchange got mixed into the thread.

Sorry for the confusion.

[kelseymh]

I wasn't being sarcastic -- at least, I really hope that my comment to you did not sound that way, as I did not intend it so.  When you said you had run the steps through the editor's built-in spell checker, I took a close look.  In fact, there were no individually mispelled words, just single words written out as two and some pluralization issues.

I was being somewhat sarcastic to RadBear, with whom I have had a number of enjoyable, and barbed, conversations in the past.

[lemonie]

OK, it's a bit amusing but Instructable it is not.
Mad scientists meddle with the forces of nature, the very fabric of the universe and powers that they do not fully understand or can control.
You're talking about super-villains I think.

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[erik_mccray]

"powers they they do not fully understand" Kind of like trying to service a digital camera without knowing how to safely discharge the flash capacitor. I think my target audience is reading this sooner then I thought they would.   

[lemonie]

Yes that's it.

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[kelseymh]

Well, there's a fair bit of overlap between the two.  After all, meddling with powers one does not fully understand can often lead to madness and megalomania.  Besides, I think you kind of have to be a scientist in order to operate the forces of nature. 

Oh, by the way...I'm an angry scientist, not a mad scientist.  Bwa, ha ha ha ha!

[lemonie]

Do not fully understand, experimental science. For example:

“My dear Professor Strowski, twenty years I was banned from my homeland, parted from my wife and son never to see them again. Why? Because I suggested to use the atomic elements for producing super-beings, beings of unimaginable strength and size. I was classed as a madman, a charlatan, outlawed in the world of science which had previously honoured me as a genius. Now, here in this forsaken jungle hell, I have proved that I am alright. No, Professor Strowski, it is no laughing matter ... Home? I have no home. Hunted! Despised! Living like an animal. The jungle is my home. Then I will show the world I can be its master. I will perfect my own race of people, a race of atomic supermen which will conquer the world.”

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