Who doesn't want to be Lady Gaga? I sure do, and Halloween is the perfect time to get on the telephone.
Detach the receiver and cord from the secondhand telephone and spray paint the cord yellow. Detach hidden strands of hair from the back underside of the wig and wrap the hair around the telephone receiver completely covering it. Secure with a glue gun and allow to completely dry. Then spray paint the hair-covered telephone and the front section of the wig bright yellow and allow to dry.