Laser cut furniture!
Step 1: Design
The table is made from three pieces - the base (2 parts) and a top.
I left some holes in the center area to allow an alarm clock cord to pass through.
Step 2: Laser Cut!
You should cut/chop and scale the file to fit your equipment.
For the curious, the girl hugging the bomb is a Banksy piece as seen here.
Step 3: Assemble
The base parts slip into each other. The top fits as seen in the intro step. Everything is held by friction.
My feedback is - this table is a little tall to be used as a night stand unless you're sleeping in a hammock. In case of hammock, be sure to place the table far enough away as not to knock it while swinging about.