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Laura Mazzeo goes through the 20 easy steps of making oneself look drab to fab

Step 1: Setting Up

Choose a setting of ample light and space. Then get out all you're favorite beauty products and cooking supplies.

Step 2: Foundation

The most important part of a beauty recipe is its foundation.... literally. Scrape your desired skin toned foundation into a large bowl. You will need 2 cups of this so you may need to buy several foundation packs. ( I tend to use about 15 )

Step 3: "Milk"

You're going to need a creamer for the recipe, I tend to use vaseline lotion.

Step 4: Flavor

I have some great secrets on how to add flavor to a recipe.. This is one of them. Any shade of lipstick will do just make sure it has a great scent like watermelon or bubble gum.

Step 5: Eggs

Then of course add three eggs

Step 6: Mix

mix well until all the lumps are gone

Step 7:

Don't be afraid to taste your batter. It should taste delicious already. Plus the raw eggs are a great source of protein

Step 8: Baking Dish

Choose an oven safe pan or baking dish. Make sure you grease it well. Your own deodorant should work just fine.

Step 9: Pour

Step 10: Bake

Bake your cake on HIGH for about 20 minutes, or until golden brown

Step 11: Fixing a Cake

If your cake breaks or gets cracked when taking it out of the baking dish, just use some Dove Extra Hold hair spray to get it nice and firm again.

Step 12: Icing

Step 13: Icing 2

Spread icing evenly

Step 14: Enjoy

Your ready to eat! This recipe is potent so the effects should take hold after the first bite

Step 15: And Viola!

You should be looking at the new and improved you. Keep eating until you get the exact look you want.

Step 16: WARNING!

Do not over eat! Taking in more than 2 servings ( a serving being 10 bites each) could lead to an irreversibly bad look

Step 17: WARNING!

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Hahahahahah enjoyed it a lot
That was hilarious!
you're awesome! I agree with darkfyra. It should be made into a short film or something.
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Dang. I wasn't thinking & ruined the whole thing when I used the wrong lipstick. I HATE strawberry!
 Hysterical!
Do you have an alternative for people with Bulimia? I go through half the cake before i see any results. I mean i got through half the cake twice-ish. Perhaps a beauty steamer that you could inhale? Thank you so much. Love fluffy.
Hahaha!!! This is awesome! You make a great statement about today's culture, with all of its miracle creams, instant weight loss pills, etc. You rock.
omg wtf! I just saw this and had to read all of it. I was laughing out loud!
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Bwa ha! Parent Trap to Teen Idol to Train Wreck! Can you guess who I'm talking about?
I guess I should re-title this, "Lindsay Lohan: What Went Wrong."
See! Lindsay is what some people refer to as a "hot mess".
When I came to the part where you mentioned &quot;Don't be afraid to taste your batter. It should taste delicious already&quot; I was thinking <em>don't eat it! are you crazy!?</em>. <br/><br/>Very funny, and your final picture pushes this instructable over the edge! Great work!<br/>
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I like it :]
hilarious
very funny and creative. I like it a lot.

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