Well, I named this partly as homage to Instructables member Lemonie because you don't know what is canned up in this guy. You you might as well make a toast or be toast. When his comments crack open, they may be highly volatile or subtlely engaging, always refreshing.
Step 1: Common things found around the house...
Large glass jar with lid or suitable glass bottle with tapered neck
ice cubes or crushed ice
lemonade, any citrusy ade will work like orangeade
clean rag or napkin
can opener or leatherman or ka-bar knife or pointy screwdriver and hammer
Ensure that the container you use will be suitable for use in human consumption.
Please, there should be no contaminants of oil, grease, petrol or other chemicals.