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This is a PC prank, to make a Windows box appear to be locked up - no response from the Start Bar, no response from the icons on the desktop, nothing. To someone unfamiliar with keyboard shortcuts (more on this later), the PC will appear to be completely locked up.  Rebooting will not fix it, either.

While there are a few steps involved, once you have practiced them, you can get it set into place in just the space of a co-worker's walk to the printer & back.
 
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Step 1: Create a picture of the desktop & set it as the wallpaper

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The first thing you must do is to create a wallpaper of the current desktop - this picture includes the current wallpaper image, as well as the start bar, and any and all icons on the desktop. You must close ALL applications, and not be running ANYTHING.

Once you've done that, press the "Print Screen" key.  On some keyboards, it is labeled PrtScn or something similar.  Pressing that puts an image of the screen in the clipboard.  launch Microsoft paint, choose Edit/Paste, and you should now see an image of the entire desktop.  Save the image onto the hard drive, then choose File/Set as background (Centered)

Step 2: Hide all Desktop icons

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On the desktop, right-click and choose "Arrange Icons By...", then UNcheck the option "Show Desktop Icons".  You can verify you've done this by trying to move an icon. You should not be able to, since it is part of the wallpaper image (the real icon is hidden).

Step 3: Move the taskbar

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Move the taskbar by dragging it to another part of the screen, (I like the left or right side of the screen, personally).  You may have to right-click on the bar itself, and UNcheck "Lock the Taskbar", THEN  you can drag it to the left or right side of the screen.  It will look a little weird at this point, since you have the actual taskbar, as well as the one that is part of the wallpaper from earlier.

Step 4: Hide the start bar

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To hide the taskbar, right-click on it, and choose "Properties".  Make sure there is a checkmark in the box by "Auto-hide the taskbar"  At this point, the stage is set!

Step 5: What to do once you've done the prank

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Once you've done all the steps up to this point, how you handle your victim is up to you. Whether you immediately let them in on the joke, or draw it out, or even tell them at all what you've done is up to you!  If it's your mortal enemy, do nothing; let them suffer computer withdrawl, since their stubborn pride will no doubt prevent them from seeking knowledgeable help (i.e.: You) to fix this dastardly problem.

If it's an officemate, or your sibling, or parent, and YOU are their go-to computer guy, again do nothing, as they will come to you.  What you do when they come to you depends on how long you want to draw out the joke (and whether or not you can keep a straight face when you do so!).  One of my standard answers when I see something broken is to wag my finger at them, and say that they need to stop visiting THOSE KINDS of web sites.

Step 6: Keyboard shortcuts

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Okay, here's the section on keyboard shortcuts that may be of some help to you when you pulling this prank on someone.  See that little Windows logo key on either side of the keyboard?  Yeah, that one.  Well, it's actually a very useful key, if you like keyboard shortcuts.  The Windows key can be pressed by itself to bring up the Start menu (same as if you clicked "Start" on the taskbar.  It can also be used as a key-modifier, to do different things:  Windows-E will bring up "My Computer" ("e" for "explorer", as in computer explorer), Windows-R will bring up the Run dialog, Windows-F will bring up the search dialog ("find"). Windows-M will minimize all active windows, or restore them if you press it again.  In Windows 7 there is a number of new options, involving the up, down, left & right arrows when used in conjunction with the Windows key.  You can do a google search on "Windows key combinations" - This wikipedia page: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Windows_key seems to be cover the subject well.

My point in bringing this up?  Well, if your mark comes to you complaining that their computer is locked up, after you expound How odd it is that the mouse is working perfectly, and why won't anything respond?!?!", while you are frantically clicking on My Computer on the desktop, with  your other hand, you can click Windows-E, and the Computer Explorer will come up, just like magic!   You can then click into the My programs folder, and launch a program by clicking directly on the executable, and proclaim the problem fixed!  Or expound on how odd it is that the program runs when you click on it, but why won't the Start button work?!

One caveat to the previous steps might be to NOT move the taskbar to the left or right side of the screen, just leave it in the location it was in.  That way, with the taskbar at the bottom of the screen, just hidden, you could loudly double click on the start button (which, remember, isn't actually there), and press the Windows logo key, and the start menu will come up.  You can then explain that it appears to be a faulty mouse, and they just weren't trying hard enough.  You then ask them to try it, and when it won't work, you sit in front of the computer, and try it, slyly hitting the windows logo key while distracting them.

it all depends on how you want to run the scam. Whether you shout "ha-ha! Got you!" almost immediately, or whether you convince them that you need to take their box away & rebuild it, then return it to them a week later, proudly boasting that you were able to save all their documents, programs & everything, "Why, it doesn't look like it changed a bit, does it?"

if you've read this far, you have made it to the end of my first instructable; hope you enjoyed it.Thanks!
Ca$hews3 years ago
LOL I tried this on my brother and he said, "You know I'm too smart for this", and then he proceeded to fix the problem.
skyfaller3 years ago
I like it! but in my computer (vista) when you scroll over the place the task bar should be, it comes up.
abqjohn (author)  skyfaller3 years ago
Yes, that can happen in pretty much any version of windows, not just Vista.

However, step 3 addresses that - you move the taskbar to the top, left, or right of the screen before hiding it. That way, after it's hidden, if they hover at the bottom of the screen, the bar will not pop up. Yes, it can still pop up if they hover to the side or top where you moved the bar, but moving it to an alternate location on the screen minimizes the chance of that happening.
Haha, too bad huh? Yeah, i did move the taskbar, but the reason i said that was because my family members usually move the mouse around randomly in frustration.
Chimex144 years ago
the person might try right clicking
then teh option list thingy pops up

not to be critical or anything
abqjohn (author)  Chimex144 years ago
That's part of the fun in pulling something like this on a co-worker, to see how quickly they can figure out what you did, and how to un-do it.

Frankly, I would never pull this on someone non-technical, like my mother, wife, or friends that come to me for help; I would be more likely to pull this on Dave or Rob, since they are also IT workers like me. Kind of a minor hazing. Things that they "should" be able to figure out & fix.
ryandean984 years ago
I already came up with this and put it in the contest.
abqjohn (author)  ryandean984 years ago
I see that. I did do a search before creating my 'ible, and couldn't find anything similar. (In fact, I completely missed the fact that we could view other submissions for the April Fool's contest, until after I had finished & published mine). I guess that's a result of how we create & title our works, that make it hard to easily find duplicates.

malakesher's "Quick and easy PC prank" 'ible is similar to yours as well.

Sorry if you're upset about it, but I assure you, I created it completely on my own.

Honestly, I like my approach a little better, as it appears the entire machine is locked up, versus just one application that will not close. I also went into a little more detail on how you can spin the prank, assuming you are pulling it on someone that comes to you for help with their "problem".

These are the kind of things we pull on each other where I work. Which has led to EVERYONE locking their machine when they walk away from it, lest my friend Rob happen to find the PC unsecured.
chilll20094 years ago
i ve done this, and voted anyways just caz i like playing this prank.
spark2FLAME4 years ago
Haha, very good idea! I will definitely do this to my mom who is completely unsavy when it comes to computers.