Alright, enough of that, let's get to it. This will be among the easyest... easist... *whatever* 'ibles EVER.
Step 1: Loopless Band
Sitting on the curb one day cleaning the smooge from the creases of my watch, I noticed the little loop that held the excess bit of band left over from the buckle was missing. At the time, I didn't realize I was sitting by a storm drain... Okay, I see you know where this is going.