Out of money?! But can't cancel your date tonight? Fix your own fancy shoes and be sure to make a good impression! You can't go wrong with high heels under your shoes!
Step 1: Construct it
All you need to make this work is a pair of good shoes, ducktape and two large buckets. The size of the buckets depend on what size of heel you feel comfortable wearing.
Step 2: Finish the job
Just tape the stuff together and get your ass on the street!
Step 3: Show 'em off
And you're done!