Ahh...The mad scientist's laboratory; filled with fantastical gadgets, mutated rats, and an assortment of strang and fearsome weapons. So you're (assuming you're a mad scientist) sitting in your lab wondering what to do next when you realize that conventional means of travel are much too slow for a busy person like yourself. I mean, when you've got to get to the Himalayas for a once-in-a-thousand-year event, you can't afford to be stuck in traffic or waiting for the next flight to arrive. So you decide to build a worm-hole generator. With new technological advencements you can build several compact machines and create a network teleporting madness! Bwa ha ha ha!

Unfortunately, you lack the blueprints for such a device. Lucky for you, I'm going to tell you how to build your own worm-hole generator!

OK, my computer is stupid and it won't let me put notes on the picture right now, so I'll pu them here.

This is the Generator...behind it is a microscope and a typewriter...and yes, that is a Sesame Street placemat.

Step 1: Get the Materials

This is always the hardest part because a worm-hole generator a work of art (not to mention maniacal genius); therefore, you should choose your parts carefully.

You need something to house your generator. I used some sort of strainer, but ultimately, it's up to you.

Then you need some parts, use whatever you want, just make sure you can explain how it works. If you can't then you probably won't be able to teleport anywhere. Look at the picture to see what I used.

Same story as the Intro, here's the notes...Starting fom TOP LEFT and continuing as if you were reading.
Strainer, Large Spring, Two Cylindrical Electronic Components (I don't know what they're called), Cone Shaped Speaker, Button From Jacket, Top Of Marker, Lightbulb, LED Display, Radiator From VCR, Plastic Sample Jar. next row
Two Pieces Of Metal, Washer, Switch From Lamp Used For Shrink Ray, Push Button, Battery, Spring, Three Black Metal Rings, Speaker, And Two Speaker Magnet Things (the circular part on the back).

Step 2: Assembly

This is where I become of little help to you. Since every generator is different, the assembly will also be different. But I can offer you this one tip, HHG (Hot Hardening Goo), or hot glue as it is known to our less intelligent city dwelling counterparts, is a great way to attatch parts to your generator. If you mess up, you can usually just tear it off and start over, and, for reasons unknown, it always results in a functioning device. Below are some pictures of the assembly of my generator.

Step 3: Repeat

If you build multiple generators, you can build a private network, or if you just build one, you can network with other scientists' generators around the world. Just keep in mind that I am not responsible for whatever may happen to you after you build it. My friend had a poorly built generator, and now we can't find his arms. They must have went to a different generator.....
But seriously i need help dont usr this number for any reason unless you're calling for this I really need this time machine 8065591628
I need help i dont know if this is s joke or not that and if it isnt please help wen can all get together ps im 13 so help
<p>what happens when you turn it on</p>
If someone can help me out in building a legit one, give me a text at 2076322201, ask for B
Can someone show a video or picture of it working
<p>i have to say traveling through time with wormholes is fun.</p><p>1916 not a good year</p>
hey is this real or a joke
<p>It's real of course</p>
<p>Guys if you are a home mad scientist and haven't watched MinutePhysics or Veritasium (especially the Quantum Mechanics stuff) you haven't lived.</p>
<div><a href="http://www.google.com/patents" rel="nofollow">Patents</a><div></div><div><div><div>Find prior art</div><div title="Discuss this application on Stack Exchange">Discuss this application</div><div>View PDF</div><div>Download PDF</div><div><div></div><div> </div></div></div></div></div><div><div><div>Publication numberUS20030197093 A1Publication typeApplicationApplication numberUS 10/127,098Publication dateOct 23, 2003Filing dateApr 20, 2002Priority dateApr 20, 2002Inventors<a href="http://www.google.com/search?tbo=p&tbm=pts&hl=en&q=ininventor:%22John+St.Clair%22" rel="nofollow">John St.Clair</a>Original Assignee<a href="http://www.google.com/search?tbo=p&tbm=pts&hl=en&q=inassignee:%22St.Clair+John+Quincy%22" rel="nofollow">St.Clair John Quincy</a>Export Citation<a href="http://www.google.com/patents/US20030197093.bibtex" rel="nofollow">BiBTeX</a>, <a href="http://www.google.com/patents/US20030197093.enw" rel="nofollow">EndNote</a>, <a href="http://www.google.com/patents/US20030197093.ris" rel="nofollow">RefMan</a><a href="http://www.google.com/patents/US20030197093#classifications" rel="nofollow">Classifications</a> (4)External Links: <a href="http://www.google.com/url?id=TCqJBAABERAJ&q=http://appft1.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser%3FSect1%3DPTO1%26Sect2%3DHITOFF%26d%3DPG01%26p%3D1%26u%3D/netahtml/PTO/srchnum.html%26r%3D1%26f%3DG%26l%3D50%26s1%3D20030197093.PGNR.&usg=AFQjCNH9v6A9DigAPASgHPCywDPQypuqng" rel="nofollow">USPTO</a>, <a href="http://www.google.com/url?id=TCqJBAABERAJ&q=http://assignments.uspto.gov/assignments/q%3Fdb%3Dpat%26pub%3D20030197093&usg=AFQjCNFCJU1vo6sdkvWZtOIsipXeiE04Xg" rel="nofollow">USPTO Assignment</a>, <a href="http://www.google.com/url?id=TCqJBAABERAJ&q=http://worldwide.espacenet.com/publicationDetails/biblio%3FCC%3DUS%26NR%3D2003197093A1%26KC%3DA1%26FT%3DD&usg=AFQjCNENzyBsygLvvx3m4ygdXdccQ9KH-g" rel="nofollow">Espacenet</a><div>Magnetic vortex wormhole generator<br>US 20030197093 A1</div><div><div>ABSTRACT</div><div><div>This invention relates to a magnetic vortex generator which has the ability to generate negative mass and a negative spring constant which, according to Einstein's General Theory of Relativity, is required in order to create a stable wormhole between our space and hyperspace. Two separate, but electrically connected, toroidal coils of differing radii, carry magnetic flux in opposite directions about their common centerline. According to Maxwell's equation, this produces bucking electric fields along said centerline. Because the two solenoids have different radii, the parallel spring constant of both coils is negative. The negative mass together with the negative spring constant produce a real resonant frequency which can distort the spacetime curvature due to the creation of powerful spikes of negative mass. This phenomenon, similar to the common electrical thunderstorm, opens up a wormhole into hyperspace through which low-density hyperspace energy can enter into our dimension. This energy finds many application in new types of power supplies, inertia-less and mass-less spacecraft, vehicles that can travel light-years by moving out of dimension through hyperspace, surgery-less medical tables, cranes for lifting heavy objects, cold-welded crystals for crystal rotors, folding space waveguides, and electromagnetic field propulsion vehicles using highly relativistic fields.</div><div><br></div><div>see </div><div>whole story http://www.google.com/patents/US20030197093</div></div></div></div></div></div>
<p>wow all i cana say is wow?</p>
Time travel is true, some cosmonaut went into the future by 0.02 seconds, the communication and other satellites are always traveling through time so they need special circuits to calibrate their time to earth time, and we humans have made antimatter only in laboratories and not much is made and it doesn't last long.
Your speaking of &quot;Time Dilation&quot;.
Does anybody knows how to build worm-hole generator for real??? <br>Let me know please my moble number is 07760299362 my name is Tony.
Yes. It's called the L.H.C. You can give them a call on: +41 22 76 761 11.
I made one of these when i worked in research at the Black Mesa research facility. we were in a fierce competition with our peers at Aperture Science for federal funding and lets just say... well it didn't work out as planned. We opened up a portal to another dimension and horrible, horrible things came out. Did I mention my name is Gordan Freeman?
you worked for Black Mesa?! i worked at Aperture Science! i remember that happening. that was around the time our GLaDOS AI started malfunctioning. good times!
Oh, I remember that as well! It's such a pity the Morality Core we designed was so easily detached, though - the other ones would need explosion-type force to take them off. Then again, it was a last-minute job and the facility was being filled with neurotoxin anyway, so you can't really blame us. But at least our facility's not a nuclear crater. APERTURE SCIENCE FOR THE WIN
its been years since i retired. is the plant still even active? i know it was blown up a while back.
I don't know about the old complex, but I do know that the Borealis should still be in working order, wherever it is. And I do know that the original Black Mesa's gone.
i remember being there too. I was a test subject. F*ckin cake. It's a lie.
oh, there was cake one day, just not for the test subjects. only the scientists working on GLaDOS. i had to call in sick that day though, but from what i heard everyone who was there had to take an indefinite, unpaid leave.
i hate GlaDOS, that's why i killed her/it.
D**N Arpenture, they got our grant for the PORTAL GUN, and we had a dimension traversal system. Stupid poloticians.<br /> <br /> Did i mention that THIS&nbsp;IS&nbsp;EUREKA!!!!<br />
Sounds a lot like DOOM...
awesome.... i really want to make one of these<br><br>oh and the &quot;electrical cylinders&quot; are called capacitors<br>:D
i believe that this device may be possible if you could contain a severe implosion in a small area, and a duplicate designed the same way, in the required destination, so all you other mad scientists... take some physics classes, all this genius comes from a high school junior.<br />
It receives power from the other end of the wormhole, duh!
No it's drawing it's power from a parallel universe!<br />
:-D&nbsp; Same thing, if you believe in branes.<br />
Cool.&nbsp; Learned something new.&nbsp; I just thought we were doing a running joke about SG-1/sci-fi methods of powering a worm hole.&nbsp; Don't understand most of string theory.&nbsp; I just understand the need for it.<br />
Actually... it uses the force...
you people are sad. if you havent figured out by now, it is impossible to build a wormhole generator without antimatter. becuase then you would be able to convert yourself into energy (although it migh hurt alot) and then somehow turn yourslef back into matter.
Ya just have to crush everyone's dreams don't you... I might consider your theories if you actually attempted it, but your tone doesn't really give me that impression.
Well thats kinda stupid since u can convert yourself to energy, you just need a neuron disrupter beam, somesort of device to stop and start your heart instantly and a broken telephone booth. Besides it is possible to obtain anti-matter very easily. Travel 3 lightyears toward pluto but keep going, take a left at the dead sun and your there.
Actually matter to energy is VERY simple nowadays.<br /> 1) using NUCLEAR&nbsp;FISSION, dissassemble yourself into HEAT&nbsp;ENERGY, have a sensor pick up this energy and turn it into electrical energy.<br /> 2) Using NUCLEAR FUSION, reassemble youself into matter<br /> <br /> IN&nbsp;OTHER&nbsp;WORDS&nbsp;ITS&nbsp;MAGIC.<br /> <br /> PS: no antimatter is required.<br />
touche<br />
How bout ya contact me after youve built alla that n then i mite consider jumpin n my spaceship n goin to get some anti-matter
But your conductive reflux array appears to be defective, as long as the connection for your Trevors-Phalen Mass Centrosystemic Field remains as its present interception point. As well as that, your main Maelzel circuit is insufficiently powered by the capacitation apparatus, leading to a possible leak in your containment system and risking the stability of your space-time trans-hypersection. All in all, as a trained expert in Technobabble, I deem your wormhole generator in dire need of revision and repair.
Hmmmmmmmm... Uhhhh I just think I'll plug it in and see what happens....
Or perhaps you could modulate your function system to apply a metamathematical simulation of a polaron synchotron to transition a Foster curve to a hypersection of intersigma relation? Or perhaps it's an exponential Lochlann-Miles hypothetical loop. But would a brizospace link occur properly?
Yes but the Foster curve equation must be edited to allow for the proper dialing proceedure to occur. Please also set up Dailing proceedures to avoid logmarithic errors along the wormholes hyperspatial pathway. Also please set up a number system for the wormholes so we can network them all like cell phones. my number is- &nbsp;&nbsp; Sol-3:234-546-84463-98&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Alpha centaurie's planet phalon is set as Alphacent-4:345-443-84332-50&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; and hell's number is(in case you need to banish peoples)-&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; HighDimensionBrane-A: PBrane-532: 666<br />
Ummmm...your technobabble confuseth me.
Well, it's not all babble. Maelzel circuits exist as well as brizospace exists, I think.
Sorry, I made a mistake in grammar. It should be "Maelzel circuits exist, as well as brizospace, I think."
Maybe thats what went wrong with the friends arms going missing.
Was the epicity uploader connected properly? If not, we might have had a mass-transference failure in the brizo-quanta-spacetime matrix.
While you have this type of error, hook the epicity loader to the plasma array then connect the &quot;reassembly module/circuit&quot; to a DNA shadow drive to allow for DNA&nbsp;editing to give yourself superpowers while you travel. then anything will be possible, except suddenly killing all the world's fatties by means of phycoconcentration<br />
Wormholes i have lots of them in my garden if you want one i could send by post as long as you pay

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