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Mad Scientist Worm-hole Generator

Mad Scientist Worm-hole Generator
Ahh...The mad scientist's laboratory; filled with fantastical gadgets, mutated rats, and an assortment of strang and fearsome weapons. So you're (assuming you're a mad scientist) sitting in your lab wondering what to do next when you realize that conventional means of travel are much too slow for a busy person like yourself. I mean, when you've got to get to the Himalayas for a once-in-a-thousand-year event, you can't afford to be stuck in traffic or waiting for the next flight to arrive. So you decide to build a worm-hole generator. With new technological advencements you can build several compact machines and create a network teleporting madness! Bwa ha ha ha!

Unfortunately, you lack the blueprints for such a device. Lucky for you, I'm going to tell you how to build your own worm-hole generator!




OK, my computer is stupid and it won't let me put notes on the picture right now, so I'll pu them here.

This is the Generator...behind it is a microscope and a typewriter...and yes, that is a Sesame Street placemat.
 
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Step 1Get The Materials

Get The Materials
This is always the hardest part because a worm-hole generator a work of art (not to mention maniacal genius); therefore, you should choose your parts carefully.

You need something to house your generator. I used some sort of strainer, but ultimately, it's up to you.

Then you need some parts, use whatever you want, just make sure you can explain how it works. If you can't then you probably won't be able to teleport anywhere. Look at the picture to see what I used.


Same story as the Intro, here's the notes...Starting fom TOP LEFT and continuing as if you were reading.
Strainer, Large Spring, Two Cylindrical Electronic Components (I don't know what they're called), Cone Shaped Speaker, Button From Jacket, Top Of Marker, Lightbulb, LED Display, Radiator From VCR, Plastic Sample Jar. next row
Two Pieces Of Metal, Washer, Switch From Lamp Used For Shrink Ray, Push Button, Battery, Spring, Three Black Metal Rings, Speaker, And Two Speaker Magnet Things (the circular part on the back).
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Aug 12, 2011. 4:00 AMparbury says:
Does anybody knows how to build worm-hole generator for real???
Let me know please my moble number is 07760299362 my name is Tony.
May 30, 2011. 6:12 AMtinker234 says:
hey is this real or a joke
Apr 17, 2011. 4:50 PMjosh1324 says:
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Apr 8, 2011. 7:38 PMtechno guy says:
Time travel is true, some cosmonaut went into the future by 0.02 seconds, the communication and other satellites are always traveling through time so they need special circuits to calibrate their time to earth time, and we humans have made antimatter only in laboratories and not much is made and it doesn't last long.
Dec 23, 2009. 7:56 PMmaskofdarkness22 says:
i don't get this is this some kind of joke i thought you could only post real instructables on this sight you know things that really work so is this some kind of prop the makes an illusion or does it do something else?
Oct 27, 2010. 3:54 PMjosh1324 says:
-_-
Mar 14, 2010. 8:56 PMzuner2012 says:
My palm just got surprisingly close to my face, oh wait; :facepalm: 
Sep 11, 2010. 3:28 AMdog digger says:
awesome.... i really want to make one of these

oh and the "electrical cylinders" are called capacitors
:D
Apr 20, 2010. 5:04 PMkage-kan says:
i believe that this device may be possible if you could contain a severe implosion in a small area, and a duplicate designed the same way, in the required destination, so all you other mad scientists... take some physics classes, all this genius comes from a high school junior.
Mar 6, 2009. 7:01 PMski4kil says:
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Mar 6, 2009. 11:04 PMkelseymh says:
It receives power from the other end of the wormhole, duh!
Mar 17, 2010. 8:35 PMNyxius says:
No it's drawing it's power from a parallel universe!
Mar 17, 2010. 8:37 PMkelseymh says:
:-D  Same thing, if you believe in branes.
Mar 17, 2010. 9:30 PMNyxius says:
Cool.  Learned something new.  I just thought we were doing a running joke about SG-1/sci-fi methods of powering a worm hole.  Don't understand most of string theory.  I just understand the need for it.
Apr 26, 2009. 10:08 AMr42xer says:
you people are sad. if you havent figured out by now, it is impossible to build a wormhole generator without antimatter. becuase then you would be able to convert yourself into energy (although it migh hurt alot) and then somehow turn yourslef back into matter.
Jul 8, 2009. 6:53 AMpaulzef says:
Well thats kinda stupid since u can convert yourself to energy, you just need a neuron disrupter beam, somesort of device to stop and start your heart instantly and a broken telephone booth. Besides it is possible to obtain anti-matter very easily. Travel 3 lightyears toward pluto but keep going, take a left at the dead sun and your there.
Oct 17, 2009. 6:13 PMsmtgr14 says:
Actually matter to energy is VERY simple nowadays.
1) using NUCLEAR FISSION, dissassemble yourself into HEAT ENERGY, have a sensor pick up this energy and turn it into electrical energy.
2) Using NUCLEAR FUSION, reassemble youself into matter

IN OTHER WORDS ITS MAGIC.

PS: no antimatter is required.
Dec 9, 2009. 3:53 AMr42xer says:
touche
Apr 8, 2009. 5:45 PMUnit225 says:
I made one of these when i worked in research at the Black Mesa research facility. we were in a fierce competition with our peers at Aperture Science for federal funding and lets just say... well it didn't work out as planned. We opened up a portal to another dimension and horrible, horrible things came out. Did I mention my name is Gordan Freeman?
Oct 17, 2009. 6:23 PMsmtgr14 says:
D**N Arpenture, they got our grant for the PORTAL GUN, and we had a dimension traversal system. Stupid poloticians.

Did i mention that THIS IS EUREKA!!!!
Apr 17, 2009. 2:27 PMREA says:
you worked for Black Mesa?! i worked at Aperture Science! i remember that happening. that was around the time our GLaDOS AI started malfunctioning. good times!
May 11, 2009. 9:40 PMagent1022 says:
Oh, I remember that as well! It's such a pity the Morality Core we designed was so easily detached, though - the other ones would need explosion-type force to take them off. Then again, it was a last-minute job and the facility was being filled with neurotoxin anyway, so you can't really blame us. But at least our facility's not a nuclear crater. APERTURE SCIENCE FOR THE WIN
May 12, 2009. 2:21 PMREA says:
its been years since i retired. is the plant still even active? i know it was blown up a while back.
May 12, 2009. 7:32 PMagent1022 says:
I don't know about the old complex, but I do know that the Borealis should still be in working order, wherever it is. And I do know that the original Black Mesa's gone.
Apr 17, 2011. 4:53 PMjosh1324 says:
i remember being there too. I was a test subject. F*ckin cake. It's a lie.
Apr 17, 2011. 6:07 PMREA says:
oh, there was cake one day, just not for the test subjects. only the scientists working on GLaDOS. i had to call in sick that day though, but from what i heard everyone who was there had to take an indefinite, unpaid leave.
Apr 18, 2011. 4:40 PMjosh1324 says:
i hate GlaDOS, that's why i killed her/it.
Mar 31, 2009. 4:08 AMagent1022 says:
But your conductive reflux array appears to be defective, as long as the connection for your Trevors-Phalen Mass Centrosystemic Field remains as its present interception point. As well as that, your main Maelzel circuit is insufficiently powered by the capacitation apparatus, leading to a possible leak in your containment system and risking the stability of your space-time trans-hypersection. All in all, as a trained expert in Technobabble, I deem your wormhole generator in dire need of revision and repair.
May 31, 2009. 4:55 PMkikiclint says:
Maybe thats what went wrong with the friends arms going missing.
Jun 1, 2009. 5:16 AMagent1022 says:
Was the epicity uploader connected properly? If not, we might have had a mass-transference failure in the brizo-quanta-spacetime matrix.
Oct 17, 2009. 6:16 PMsmtgr14 says:
While you have this type of error, hook the epicity loader to the plasma array then connect the "reassembly module/circuit" to a DNA shadow drive to allow for DNA editing to give yourself superpowers while you travel. then anything will be possible, except suddenly killing all the world's fatties by means of phycoconcentration
May 11, 2009. 9:37 PMagent1022 says:
Or perhaps you could modulate your function system to apply a metamathematical simulation of a polaron synchotron to transition a Foster curve to a hypersection of intersigma relation? Or perhaps it's an exponential Lochlann-Miles hypothetical loop. But would a brizospace link occur properly?
Oct 17, 2009. 6:21 PMsmtgr14 says:
Yes but the Foster curve equation must be edited to allow for the proper dialing proceedure to occur. Please also set up Dailing proceedures to avoid logmarithic errors along the wormholes hyperspatial pathway. Also please set up a number system for the wormholes so we can network them all like cell phones. my number is-    Sol-3:234-546-84463-98      Alpha centaurie's planet phalon is set as Alphacent-4:345-443-84332-50    and hell's number is(in case you need to banish peoples)-    HighDimensionBrane-A: PBrane-532: 666
May 26, 2009. 10:13 PMagent1022 says:
Well, it's not all babble. Maelzel circuits exist as well as brizospace exists, I think.
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