Introduction: Make a Perfect Cup of Coffee. You Need That Caffeine.
Step 1: Get the Cup.
You might need a cup to hold the coffee in. I don't know, I don't work at Starbucks.
Step 2: Make Coffee.
I don't know. Diarrhea looks a bit like coffee. Probably tastes just as bitter.
Step 3: Just Kidding.
I know how. Grind up coffee beans to make coffee grounds. Make sure you don't use deer poop.
Step 4: Put the Coffee Grounds in the Machine.
Do as the title says. Remember the water.
Step 5: Brew the Coffee.
This might take a while. Go watch a movie.
Step 6: Pour the Coffee
Take the cup and pour the coffee. Don't spill it.
Step 7: Drink Up!
Step 8: This Is What It Should Look Like.
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