Make Master Shake's cousin, Mr. Soda

For added joy on my birthday (and to drive people crazy, like wearing mis-matched socks - why are people so concerned?) I made this at work. It somewhat resembles the character "Shake" from AquaTeenHungerForce, but I was drinking soda, hence, this is "Soda", not "Shake". Wouldn't want to infringe on any copyrights. For fun. On my birthday. I enjoy making it "talk", and say rude things that I am not known to say. (I am new to instructables, and trying not to post stuff thats already been done here, all I saw was the crocheted MasterShake and Meatwad.) Just have fun! 

Step 1 Find these things:

    two white paper or styrofoam 16oz drink containers
    one lid and straw
    a little bit of poster board for the "hands"
    tape
    a marker