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Make a Delicious Fake Corn Poop

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My significant other likes to joke about corn poop. No matter how much I ask him to stop, he goes on and on about corn poop-- gross. So to teach him a lesson, I decided to leave a big ole corny turd on his desk for him to find. And, because I am not a psycho, I made it from chocolate.
 
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Step 1: Materials

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I based this on a truffle recipe, reasoning that truffles are soft and easy to mold into pleasing poo form. I made some edits to suit my tastes.

You will need:
- 8 oz. semi-sweet chocolate, either chips or a bar chopped fine
- 1/2 cup heavy whipping cream
- 2 tablespoons unsalted butter
- a bag of Just Corn (I found mine at Sports Basement)

Optional:
- 2 tablespoons Nutella
- 2 tablespoons Jack Daniels or other brown liquor
- 1/8 teaspoon sea salt

I included all the optional items, because I love Nutella, and booze, and salt.

You could substitute candy corn for the Just Corn, but it will lose the realism.

Note: I would normally not use chocolate chips to make candy, as they contain stabilizers that change the final texture. But this is poo, so I went the easy route.

Step 2: Heat the Cream

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First, measure out your 8 oz. of chocolate. In this case, 8 oz. is a weight, not a volume, so we have to do math. Chocolate is about 6 oz. to the cup, so we need 1 and 1/3 cups. Put the chocolate in a large glass or metal bowl and set aside. You can also add your extra flavor ingredients- liquor, Nutella, orange rind, salt- to the chocolate chips at this time, no need to stir them in. Don't add the corn yet.

Put the 1/2 cup cream and 2 Tbs butter in a small saucepan and heat on medium-high, stirring constantly. We want the cream to heat evenly without burning, and so we stir. As soon as the cream/butter comes to a boil take it off the heat and pour it over the chocolate.
SARAGOGH1 year ago
OMG were making them for april fools
i like that you added corn makes it more "realistic"
jamigud3 years ago
A little bit of salt is good to add because it helps your Saliva glands produce Saliva (imagine that) which in turn helps you taste your food more.
SebLim3 years ago
Didn't kipkay do a prank like this?
scrutables (author)  SebLim3 years ago
Probably- looks like that guy's done all sorts of pranks. But he didn't write an instructable about it, if that's your query, dearie.