Make a Delicious Fake Corn Poop

My significant other likes to joke about corn poop. No matter how much I ask him to stop, he goes on and on about corn poop-- gross. So to teach him a lesson, I decided to leave a big ole corny turd on his desk for him to find. And, because I am not a psycho, I made it from chocolate.

Step 1 Materials

I based this on a truffle recipe, reasoning that truffles are soft and easy to mold into pleasing poo form. I made some edits to suit my tastes.

You will need:
- 8 oz. semi-sweet chocolate, either chips or a bar chopped fine
- 1/2 cup heavy whipping cream
- 2 tablespoons unsalted butter
- a bag of Just Corn (I found mine at Sports Basement)

Optional:
- 2 tablespoons Nutella
- 2 tablespoons Jack Daniels or other brown liquor
- 1/8 teaspoon sea salt

I included all the optional items, because I love Nutella, and booze, and salt.

You could substitute candy corn for the Just Corn, but it will lose the realism.

Note: I would normally not use chocolate chips to make candy, as they contain stabilizers that change the final texture. But this is poo, so I went the easy route.

Comments

[Potatoman1234]

i like that you added corn makes it more "realistic"

[jamigud]

A little bit of salt is good to add because it helps your Saliva glands produce Saliva (imagine that) which in turn helps you taste your food more.

[SebLim]

Didn't kipkay do a prank like this?

[scrutables]

Probably- looks like that guy's done all sorts of pranks. But he didn't write an instructable about it, if that's your query, dearie.