You will need
-a Computer running Windows 98 or higher
-a Friend (or enemy) with a good sense of humor
Step 1: Open Notepad.
And then notepad should show up.
Step 2: Code
a=inputbox("I will answer a question you ask.")
a=msgbox ("The answer is 7!")
Step 3: Save As
Then name your file something like answer.vbs
Whatever you call it, at the end type .vbs
Finally, click save.
Step 4: Answer All Your Questions.
Now all of your questions will be answered by this stupid script. Unless your questions answer really is 7, this script isn't too helpful.