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It's here.  The best valentine's fix for a cheesehead-  the cheese heart.  I created this last year, and it was a major hit.  I think it's good to get away from the cookie-cutter gifting every now and then.  I'm no Troy Landwehr, cheese carver, so this isn't entirely anatomically correct; but you get the gist.  This project is very fun and effective, takes less than an hour, and around $20 to complete.  Anyone can pull this off, so get out there this v-day and surprise somebody with your cheese heart!  Then watch them shred it over nachos :)  
Don't forget to share some pictures.   Let's get everything together...
 
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Step 2: Rough cuts

This is where your knife and oil come into play..  Carefully dab some oil on your blade, this allows for a cleaner cut and less cheese debris hanging on.  Cut your block down to this shield shape and bevel the edges a bit.  After I took the picture, I actually sliced a bit more from the bottom edge, check it out below.  Don't worry if things aren't looking spot on, this is just the rough shape.  Also some good news, look at all the extra cheese you have piled up.

Step 3: Atriums, Ventricles, and You

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I was happy with this general shape.  Pull out your wire loop and start rounding everything up.  I used the wire loop for everything here on out.  Keep the wire loop nice and round while removing larger strips.  I was able to bend my loop to a triangle to carve out thinner strips in grooves.  Any cheese bits built up on the surface are easily wiped off with oil.

Step 4: Pulmonary plunging

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Figure out where you want to let your arteries and veins to go in.  Using the wire loop, push it in at an angle and twist it to scoop out material.  Don't try to get it all at one time, you will break your heart.  Be gentle and make a few passes through each hole.  Don't forget the larger holes need to be at least the diameter of a cheese stick.  They really only need to be 3/4 of an inch deep or so.  I know I left out the descending aorta and stuff, you could one up me and throw that in at the bottom if you wanted.

Step 5: Paint the main veins (and arteries)

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Pu-pu-put on.. Your ru-ru-ru-ru-rubber gloves, or all your fingers will be pinkies.  Now, set one string cheese aside and get the rest in a bowl.  Dump your food coloring onto them, and rub it all over to get full coverage.  Next, take your leftover string and pull strips off of varying small sizes.  Make sure you pull one medium sized string for your three mid-sized arteries coming from the top. Throw them right into the mix as well.  While all of that good stuff is soaking in, start rubbing color into your heart.  You could do this however you'd like, I just rubbed the dye on with my fingers and wiped away any excess.  

Step 6: Some assembly required

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We're now at the best part.  Pick a nice plate or platter that you feel would display it best.  You want to set out your smaller veins and whatnot first.  It might not be a bad idea to wipe excess dye off of them, as you can see it leaves smudging and tracks on the plate.  You're ready to cut your larger veins and arteries to size and stick them in their rightful places.  Now carefully place your heart into place, and VOILA!  Be proud of your newly created cheese heart, it is awesome.  AND SHARE PICTURES!!!  

Ohh, Did I mention I've always wanted an Ipad?  I think it would help me accomplish great things.  Any votes in the Valentine's Day Challenge will be loved.  Thanks everybody,

Chris
karalalala1 year ago
One thanksgiving my dad spent 3 hours carving a surprisingly realistic car out of a block of Kraft cheddar and had it driving up a mountain of marble cheese. I thought that was so insane and weird. This beats it. This is awesome.
dewrell (author)  karalalala1 year ago
hahaa thanks kara, sounds like you have a pretty rad dad
tinker2342 years ago
wow i like the idea of a hear ti bet i could make a head
dewrell (author)  tinker2342 years ago
that would be awesome, and challenging
i think this might work maybe a silicone mold of a head then i pour in cake batter and put a jello brain some eyes in the sockets made out of cheese and a heart in the front and some skewers to jab out the head
acarden2 years ago
Would be kind of cool to leave the inner part of the arteries/ veins yellow so it looks like clogged arteries (probably better for Halloween)
dewrell (author)  acarden2 years ago
eww lol maybe
taffyr592 years ago
This is so great! I am a cardiovascular surgical nurse. We do heart surgeries and transplants. This is going to be my contribution for our valentines get together.I am usually the dip maker and cake baker. FUN FUN FUN!
dewrell (author)  taffyr592 years ago
ohh, too perfect! i'd love to see how awesome yours comes out.
This would be a great thing to serve at a Halloween party. Gross, but I love it.
dewrell (author)  hungryhappenings2 years ago
definitely, I thought that too... would be great next to utensils on a table in a haunted house haa. thank you
stumitch2 years ago
SO IMPRESSED! thinking completely out of the box is fantastic. I would love one of these for V-day.
dewrell (author)  stumitch2 years ago
well hopefully you get one sometime :) thanks for the kind words
rasta_132 years ago
FREAKY!!!!
(but cool)
dewrell (author)  rasta_132 years ago
hahaaa, thank you
no problem
I'll never eat cheese the same way again... Good job.
dewrell (author)  Lily Baldwin2 years ago
haa, glad to be immortalized in your diet, thanks
That is pretty darn sweet!
dewrell (author)  Penolopy Bulnick2 years ago
many thanks, Penolopy!
mikeasaurus2 years ago
gross and awesome!
dewrell (author)  mikeasaurus2 years ago
whoaaa, thanks mike. glad to see there's an offbeat section. I didn't want to take anybody's appetite, just didn't know what else to do haa
Ez-Kabob2 years ago
That's so cool!!!
dewrell (author)  Ez-Kabob2 years ago
Awesome, glad you like it toad. You got it in you to make it?