Step 1: Get a big stuffed animal and choppy-choppy
So bone up on your ring toss skills: get out there and win one at the local fair.
No, seriously, try checking out Goodwill. They have stuffed animals for really cheap.
Of course, there's always the option of stealing one from your snot-nosed nephews.
The only tool you'll need for this project is SCISSORS.
STEP ONE: Cut the head off your bear.
Step 2: Put the bear's head on your head
Important note: If you have allergies, this is best time to GO WASH YOUR BEAR HEAD.
Wash your own stinky head, too. You probably need it.