Makeup Miracles for Juggalos

I needed some new facepaintin' and fast! Like any good juggalo, the first thing I did was ring my juggalette to do some face paintin' magic on my face, but that ninja says she was too busy to helpz me. So, I went down to the party store and bought some party face paint and go back to my crib to put on my war paint and in comes my juggalette all likes, "You can't do it like that with that lame party paint! You need some real hardcore makeup face paint." And all of a sudden, she ain't too busy at all to help me, but because she has been drinkin' all morning, she kept having to pee, right? So, this method is a combination of her hardcore makeup skillz and me rubbin' stuff all ups on my face. By the end, our combinated work had me lookin' pretty ills. Check it!

Step 1 Go get stuffs

Go get:

Juggelette recommends gettin' sums professional quality theatrical make-up supplies like some stuff for a thick white base.

Some of her stuffs:
Ben Nye - Clown White
Kryolan - Liquid Body Make-Up, White
or Fudge Warpaint in "white men can't jump"

For the eyes and around the mouth:
1 black eyeliner pencil
1 container of black eyeshadow

Tools:
2 make-up brushes (various lengths and thicknesses)
some Q-Tips and sponges and junk

If you aint down with buying some girly makeup, just go to the party store and buy some cheap face paint for yo partying.

This is what I bought:
1 tube White Cream Make Up
1 tube Black Cream Make Up
1 container of dual-combo black/white wax based makeup
1 black facial crayon
1 white facial crayon

Or you can use a combination of any of deez.

You may want to get someone to help you like yo juggalette or yo Momz.

Comments

[______]

Creepy........very creepy...............

[AngryRedhead]

How embarrassing!! I'm wearing that exact same make-up right now!

[randofo]

OMFG!!@ What color dress are you wearing right now? Mines is pink.

[noahw]

sick dylan t-shirt dude

[joemonkey]

any "good" juggalo? he he

[jeff-o]

What's with the (intentional?) misspellings and "urban" grammar? It's weird, and it's throwing me off. Do not like.

[randofo]

Know Your Meme

[jeff-o]

Ah, well, must have ignored that one. ;)

[jessyratfink]

Best makeup tutorial on the web.

[Senior Waffleman]

FIRST

[dishdog182]

second... But yeah I have done this more times then any sane person should, some days I just wake up and just feel I have too It is a weird feeling to try to explain...But she is right the quality of the makeup really does make a difference. Another good choice for face paint is camo face paint sold at the army-navy store even though finding white is near impossible.(here in Florida at least ) But that is what I wear to gatherings since it doesn't seem to run as much.