Introduction: Making a "mad, Evil Scientists" Story Teller

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The human cortex is the most powerful "calculating engine" and "memory system" that exists. It is small, has a huge storage capacity and needs less energy to work. ;-)

The idea was to have a "talking brain" that tells stories and has the capability to SKYPE with.

So I build a computer with a camera (left in the front), a speaker (left in the back) and a microphone (right in the back).
And of course with a brain ;-)

Video: LED´s powered by CPU load:

Video: LED´s powered by pattern:

Step 1: What Do You Need?

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At first you need a cheap main board. I found in the internet a main board from a thin client. The board is powered by 12V single voltage by an external power supply. It is a full passive board, that needs no fan at all.
  • 1,5 GHz Geode CPU
  • VGA on Board
  • LAN on Board
  • Riser Card
  • KBD / Mouse PS/2
  • 2 x USB on the back
  • 2 x USB on the front
  • Sound on Board
  • CF - Slot that acts as a hard drive
  • PCI Slot
  • IDE Port

I bought to operate this board:
  • 512 MByte RAM
  • PCI WLAN Card
  • 32 GByte industrial CF - Card for the operating system (WIN XP SP3)
  • small USB camera
  • microphone
  • small amplifier
  • small speaker
For the "add ons":
  • an anatomic brain model
  • 2 switches (for the LED´s and for the camera)
  • 1 bush button (power on)
  • some brass washer´s, screws and applications
  • a acrylic glass dome that fits the brain
  • a trivet
  • some pieces of multiplex wood for the case
  • some silver wire
  • some red broken glass pieces
  • some red glass gems
  • 3 white LED´s ultra bright
  • 4 green LED´s ultra bright
  • 7 red LED´s ultra bright
  • 4 blue LED´s ultra bright
  • 4 green LED´s ultra bright
  • 8 normal 3mm LED´s for control purposes
  • 31 220 Ohm Resistors
  • a driver circuit (ULN 2803 (this as a darlington, open collector driver.))
  • a parallel port socket
  • some cablings

Step 2: The Idea and the Circuit

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The idea was, that the brain lights up in dependency of the CPU load.
There was a software in the internet called "LED meter". I still have the software and I am using it but unfortunately the Author decided to close down his web page.
But I found an alternative: LED Meter by Sir West. This program is not measuring anything but it produces nice pattern with the LED´s.
The software drives the 8 bits of a parallel port.
To have enough power to drive all the LED´s I used the ULN 2803 as a driver.
Connecting the ULN 2803 is very simple. You can find some additional informations here: CLICK

The LED´s on my circuit below are for control purposes. The black wires are connecting the brain to the circuit.
I decided to run the LED´s with 5V. So the brown wire goes to the GND and the red one to +5V.

Step 3: The Brain

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The model of the human brain comes in three parts. I glued two parts together, so I have two half brains.
In the back I drilled some big holes to have space for the cabling and glueing.
I drilled several 5mm holes and hot glued the LED´s randomly in place, soldered them to the resistors and the black cables.
Then I user some brass nails, silver wires and glass gems to simulate some cabling.
With two component clay I glued the two halves together.
I connected the circuit to a computer, loaded the program and did the final test.

Voila, it is alive ;-)

Step 4: The Case and the Brain

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The case was simple build from multiplex as well.

The top of the case:

For the mounting of the brain I used a trivet and painted it with brass colour.
The acrylic dome fits perfect into the trivet.
I drilled three 5mm holes and hot glued red LED´s in it.
The LED´s are connected vie its resistors to 5V and will light if the power comes on.
Then I screwed the brain into the trivet and filled the room with red semi transparent glass chips.
Then I covered the brain by the acrylic dome.

The Speaker:

I used a small laptop speaker for the audio out.
As you can see in the back on the left hand side I cut some wooden rings out of multiplex and used a copper tube as a stand.
The sound is quite good.
The mother board don´t has an amplifier. So I used a small mono amp to boost up the sound.
On picture three you can see the amp driven by 5V from the mother board.
The two channels of the stereophonic out (green connector) are connected together by two 32 Ohm resistors.

The microphone:

I bought a standard PC microphone and disassembled it.
From multiplex wood I cut another ring and mounted the microphone behind an old ear trumpet.
It´s functioning very very well. The microphone works very sensitive. The microphone is connected to the pink front connector.

The camera:

As well I used a standard USB camera and glued it into an other multiplex housing.
The stand is a standard stand for mini cameras.
I am using a switch (see picture three in the foreground) to switch the camera on and off.

The front panel:

I used three brass washers as a cover for three status lights.
  • Camera
  • Power
  • Brain stimulation ;-)
The icons are printed on glossy paper and glued behind the washers.
All status indicators are lit by an white LED.
The push button to power the computer on is covered by a washer as well.

The back:

Th back panel was cut from a brass coated aluminium lattice.
You can see the connector on the parallel port.

Step 5: Inside the Case

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Inside the case you can see the cabling and how the main board and the other parts are mounted.

Step 6: The Software

Picture of The Software

I am using Windows XP SP3 on this computer.
It was installed on a 32 GByte CF - industrial Card.
Windows is working quite well and fast.

I loaded some audio books and music on the computer so it can tell story's and sing ;-)  .
The computer is powerful enough to do Skype conversation and this is a very funny situation to talk to your "brain driven" computer.

If you have any questions, do not hesitate to ask me.

With kind regards,

Horatius Steam


Tanamoril (author)2013-10-11

I love it! It reminds me of that brain out of The City of Lost Children!

Mechanic2011 (author)2011-11-01

One thing that I think would really put this instructable "over the top" is instead of using the model brain , which looks great by the way , if there was a way to make it out of something softer and opaque so it was not transparent or it actually could be like a clear surgical tubing or something very flexible like that.

What I was going for , was the effect of a pump pushing fluid through it to make the brain actually look like it has a "pulse" or blood flow going through it causing it to slightly but noticeably grow and then collapse while it was being pressurized by the fluid flow "pulse".
That WOULD look so freaky.
And then if you were clever enough to incorporate some optical fiber strands throughout the brain and make it appear to have electrical impulse synapses or brain signals firing to different areas of the brain which could be seen and watched by the observer.
They make both types of fiber strands.The kind where the light only exits the ends and the other where it gives off a bit of light along its length.
Hidden LED's could be the light sources for the fiber strands.

It would be devilishly clever and cool to look at , that is for sure !!!

yellowcatt (author)Mechanic20112013-10-11

I realise that it is a couple of years since your post but I have just read this instructable and had very similar thoughts. For a realistic pulsing action I think that a peristaltic pump would produce the best effect.

This are very nice ideas, thank you. I will keep them in mind for the next "super brain computer". If I build one. If you can provide us with some direct links to such brains and fibre optics could be great.

Thank you again,

Horatius Steam

The ones I was thinking about are the "Optical fiber hair extensions" and can be found on Ebay.They come in sets with a hair beret that houses the light source "LED" and the 2 little hearing aid batteries like the laser pens/pointers use.
I guess that the batteries last for like 5 to 8 hours.
They are 14 inches long and have like 200 strands in them and are cut at random lengths from 14" and shorter.
They come in assorted colors OR as solid single colors depending on whom you get them from.

Here is a link to a "wet brain".

I have also found prop "bloody brains" on Ebay.

Since the optical fiber strands run on batteries and they are pretty much impervious to liquids ,I don't see why a person could not put the 2 things together >Given the length ans the small size of the batteries ,it could be hidden most anywhere out of sight.

Thank you very much for the links and hints!

With kind regards,

H. Steam

pfred2 (author)2013-09-20

One of the most impressive projects I've seen on this site. I really can't think of one that has entertained me more in fact. That it speaks German added to it for me. All brains under domes should speak German. I don't know why, but it seems fitting to me for some odd reason.

Mechabadger (author)2013-02-13

Hello Horatius, I must say this is extremely clever and impressive. I find your work to be very professional-looking and well-designed. Well done!

Thank you very much.

*make a bow*

Horatius Steam

martiro7 (author)2012-08-02

I didn't see much information about the software you are running on the computer. Is it just hosting some audio or do you have some AI running? Not sure I get the Skype thing either. Does it play pre-recorded audio back thru a Skype connection or do you just use it as a "telephone?" I would be very interested in the direction you have taken.

Horatius.Steam (author)martiro72012-08-02

Good evening,

I am using this for telephone and for normal work.
I installed XP SP3, OpenOffice, Thunderbird and Firefox.

I also installed myHTPC to have a special desktop to play music and audio books.
It can also display the weather forecast :-)

Kind regards,

H. Steam

modwannabe (author)2012-01-15


great! An other alternative to the program LED - meter.

Thank you for sharing :-)

With kind regards,

Horatius Steam

Avatar_I_Am (author)2011-09-11

Anyone remember the [original] Sar Trek episode where the encased brains kidnapped Kirk & crewmembers, and bet on who would win the battles?
Imagine if you had three or four of these arguing about which trick-or-treeter would taste better?!
Oh, sooo much trouble I could get into!!

Mechanic2011 (author)Avatar_I_Am2011-10-31

I actually watched THAT episode of Star Trek when it first was run ,LOL .Funny !!

Avatar_I_Am (author)Mechanic20112011-11-01

A human of like mind! I had thought none still existed!

Londonbrig0 (author)2011-08-26

This is an amazingly clever project, and it turned out beautifully.

You could use skype to talk through the brain to someone else, acting as the remains of a mad scientist, you could really entertain some kids in a haunted house around Halloween.

I'm not sure why but reading that gave me the image of 2 brains talking to each other in british accents arguing about who stole who's crumpet. XD

Did you say crumpet or was it supposed to be Strumpet , LOL ...

THAT´S really a funny and nice idea! *laugh*

Wo is offering me his brain for the second computer *fg*

Still laughing,

Horatius Steam

Mechanic2011 (author)2011-10-28

This is a great instructable .
One of the coolest ones yet !

Take it to the next level and incorporate speech recognition software and have the "brain" actually interact with people .
You ask it questions and it will answer them via information gleaned from an internet source or something ...
Even more interesting is if it would interact enough to carry on conversations with people or OTHER "brains".
What would really put it over the top is if several "brains" would interact with each other and get into a discussion amongst themselves .

Keep up the great work.

jleisemann (author)Mechanic20112011-10-28

Actually, I'm thinking that what would be really fun to do with this would be to have a confederate in another room, looking through the camera, and using a laptop to "talk" to the vict - er, audience via Skype.

Particularly handy if you've got somebody to pass around a microphone or something at a convention panel.

Mechanic2011 (author)jleisemann2011-10-31

Hey , that's a cool idea. If your were going to use Skype then the "confederate" or operator could really be most anywhere in the world then ,right ??
All you would need is a server to hook it through maybe less.
As far as the computer "voice" goes , why not use a voice disguiser or synthesizer to accept the voice inputs and make them sound "mechanical" like musicians sometimes use or for that matter like Arnlod S. was using in the movie "True Lies" ,LOL.

Thank you for all the nice replies. I really thought about using the program ELIZA    but I was not able to find it with speech recognition.

With kind regards,

H. Steam

bonzerinc (author)2011-10-28

I have no mouth, and I must scream.

DrWilliamHorriblePhD (author)2011-10-15

You could probably achieve interesting effect by incorporating the mineral oil cooling system shown here

A bubble maker in there, with the oil refracting the led colors, would be a nice effect I think.

Super_Nerd (author)2011-08-29

The two halves of the brain look like mittens.

Treknology (author)2011-08-25

This is similar to a project I wanted to do for myself. I'm not wanting the steam-punk look that you've done so well, but something that looks more like "life-support" for the brain inside, maybe with a couple of eyeballs stuck under the frontal lobes?

Where did you obtain the plastic dome?

Its a half of a plexiglas ball. I obtained it from a store in Hamburg (Germany) or you can find similar here: CLICK


H. Steam

Thanks. Your link goes to the store in general and my German is pretty disgusting. Are you able to link to the actual item? Or catalog number?

Here you have the item: Click 
And you can switch the web page to English: Click
And than use the item Number: 2240216 E

It must not like Australian IPs...

Noctraptor (author)2011-08-21

Love City of lost children.. too cool!

nathanrudolf (author)Noctraptor2011-08-25

City of Lost Children was exactly what I was thinking too! Great movie, cool project H. Steam!

gedion4000 (author)nathanrudolf2011-08-26

thats such a great movie!

Huuuu, what is this? That´s really cool! I am just right going to search for that.

H. Steam

TimPayne (author)2011-08-25

Niiiice :)

ckeith3 (author)2011-08-25

This is freaking awesome!

majorchaos (author)2011-08-25

This is really cool. You've done a great job.
For an update to this, I've got an idea...
You could run some very fine tubing filled with "blood" along along the crevices of the brain and attach it to a pump that pushes the "blood" around every few seconds. That would be cool and creepy :D

The_Monkey_King (author)2011-08-23

When I read through it, I thought about creating an Arnim Zola-like figure. You could use a small monitor for the chest plate and it would be the other person using Skype. On second thought, that could be creepy.

Horatius.Steam (author)2011-08-22

OK Gentlemen,

the videos are on-line.

Have fun!

With kind regards,

Horatius Steam

ynze (author)2011-08-22

Wonderful! Can you please post a video of it? I'm very curious how it works in action, and to people react on it.

Horatius.Steam (author)ynze2011-08-22

Oh, good idea. i will make a video and post it here!

Thank you.

H. Steam

BrefelanDesigns (author)2011-08-22

You great sir, are amazing at creating these beautiful and very unique computers... you put my steampunk computational engine (that is slowly being worked on) to shame! Thankfully your ideas give me even more ideas! Anyways, keep up the excellent work!

Thank you very much, you all for your nice comments.
I think this is the idea of this website just share ideas ;-).

If you have any questions, please let me know.

H. Steam

pie R []ed (author)2011-08-21

Very cool! I would love to see a video of it in action!

Junophor (author)2011-08-21

That´s really awsome, a very good idea!!!

mikeasaurus (author)2011-08-21

haha, awesome!

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