Ok so you cut/burn/scar part of your body by whatever means. You find out that your all out of Dora the Explorer band aids.... What now? Simple, you grow a pair of gonads and you grab a tissue and a strip of duct tape.
Time: 27 seconds
Step 1: Step 1
Place a piece of tissue over whatever your problem is.
Then slap a big strip of duct tape over it.
That's how a real man fixes himself...or a broke college kid that doesn't have band-aids.