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Marge Simpson's Wasabi Buffalo Wings

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A few years ago, Marge Simpson impressed her party guests with Wasabi Buffalo wings. I was intrigued, but after some google searching for a recipe, I concluded that this food was a fictitious creation by the writers of The Simpsons!

That is a shame because, if made correctly, wasabi wings would be just as spicy and delicious as buffalo wings, but your mouth would stop burning sooner (wasabi spiciness doesn't linger the way red pepper does) allowing you to eat more wings without getting that bloated, dragon-breath feeling. A superior kind of wing in many ways.

Nowadays there is a small handful of recipes for wasabi wings online. Not to slight these recipes; they were very helpful and I borrowed from them, but none resemble Marge's wings nor how I think true Wasabi Buffalo wings ought to look: pale green like wasabi paste yet shiny and glistening like buffalo wings.

Nor do any of the recipes include what I think is an appropriate dipping sauce. Blue cheese dressing would be out of character and the flavors wouldn't mesh well together; besides, that's for regular buffalo wings. I wanted something the kept with the Asian-American fusion cuisine theme, but which could cool down the burning of the wasabi and other spices.

Finally, I couldn't just serve them with celery. Celery is so ordinary that next to these wings, celery would just feel left out.

I set out to fill what used to be a gaping void in the world of superbowl fingerfoods in the most delicious way possible. This instructable is the story of that epic journey.

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Step 1Dipping Sauce

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First, the dipping sauce. There is something called "White Sauce", "Yum Yum Sauce", "Spicy Mayo", and a few other different things in Japanese restaurants in America. It is the perfect dipping sauce for wasabi Buffalo wings because it cools down the heat of the wings but is still zingy and flavorful. I found the recipe here and altered it slightly.

You need:
1 and 1/4 Cup mayonnaise
1/4 Cup water
1 teaspoon tomato paste
1 Tablespoon melted butter
1/2 teaspoon sugar
1/4 teaspoon paprika
dash of Sriracha hot sauce, cayenne pepper, or other hot sauce.

Mix it all together really well and stick it in the fridge.

I'm told it tastes even better the next day.
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Feb 14, 2011. 1:45 PMzeropmn says:
ZOMFG! The taste of these awesome wings against my soft sensitive tongue is almost orgasmic!
IDK if i have ever had anything more delicious in the finger food area of cuisine
May 29, 2012. 5:09 PMPopopopper says:
what does orgasmic mean?
Feb 15, 2011. 8:32 PMzeropmn says:
seriously though good stuff
Feb 16, 2011. 10:37 AMilpug says:
its just food Zero... some things should remain private. Nice instructable Phyllo.
Jul 19, 2011. 7:55 PMostomesto says:
Marge simpson her self would be proud
i just watched that episode:D
Apr 13, 2011. 6:00 AMlasleyjam says:
excellent idea.:D
Apr 6, 2011. 2:51 PMarodríguez3 says:
Sounds awesome! I'm definitely going to have a go at these!
Mar 11, 2011. 7:52 AMncaplan says:
Made it last night for a party tonight. The wings didn't really have a kick (if at all) by themselves without the sauce. Next time I'd add more wasabi as I think when it got fried it killed the wasabi. Awesome! Thanks!
Feb 16, 2011. 8:40 PMthe_burrito_master says:
Just to throw this out there, canola oil is a major carcinogen so, use caution.

It costs less for a reason :P
Feb 17, 2011. 8:03 AMSpokehedz says:
Yeeeeeesh... All this good talk about good food, and then someone has to go around spreading bad FUD.

All oils when heated to temperature are carcinogens. This is nothing new, or even contested. It has to do with the breakdown of the molecules of the oil and the interaction between the pan and loads of other stuff that make no difference between a virgin pressed olive oil that is $15 an ounce, or a bulk vegetable oil that comes from hundreds of plants and is mixed to be a uniform oil consistency.

It's just the nature of Oil. You heat it up, it begins to break down--and BAM. You have Carcinogen compounds.

Burger cooked on a grill? Carcinogen. Chicken seared in a pan? Carcinogen. Grilled veggies? Carcinogen. Soy beans? Carcinogen. Bacon? Carcinogen from both the nitrates OR the carbon monoxide they use to set the red hemoglobin in the meat.

So you are doomed from the start, and there's nothing you can do about it.

(also, Burrito Master, you realize that they use Canola oil on the grills at Chipotle when they make the chicken--and they burn the heck out of them to get those little marks on them that make people go, "OOH! Grilled food!" when it imparts almost nothing to the overall flavor of the meat.)
Feb 17, 2011. 10:24 AMBrent Anderson says:
Canola oil is a major carcinogen WITHOUT heating it. So is Soybean oil..... very few people realizes this. I feel the burrito masters comment should be consider by itself without all the pedantic lessons. As you stated "This is nothing new, or even contested". Also.... your statements are not completely accurate Spokehedz. Unless we through-out scientific findings out the window.
Feb 17, 2011. 11:15 AMSpokehedz says:
Okay, where are the published results of your claims? I see absolutely no links to any scientific documents, published in accredited journals to back up this BOLD claim that an oil that is used by millions worldwide would have a link to increased cancer risks. All I see is the result of a google search on a lot of so-called 'natural living' websites.
Feb 17, 2011. 2:54 PMBrent Anderson says:
Canola oil was invented by man in the 1970's. Many countries will not allow the production or importation of canola. Have we really not seen an increase in cancer since the 70s? Very few people would need a published paper to agree that the incidences of cancer have increased over the last 40 years.

I must apologize for saying that 'Canola/ soy are major carcinogens WITHOUT heating it. What is more accurate is that "Canola and Soy oil are extremely toxic for humans to eat, not to mention that they are carcinogenic.

By the way, neither canola nor soy oil have been eaten very long. Before you say that, 'well soybean oil was found in caves in Korea in 56AD....." Yes this is true (I don't remember the date for sure), however the soy was not GMO, was not separated by heat and Hexane; and was not used to cook with especially for deep frying. It would have been made through a process of fermentation and used sparingly one drop at a time as it has historically been in Japan and China for thousands of years. It is only very recently that Asia has been using modern canola.
PLEASE REFER ANY QUESTIONS TO MARY ENIG. She is probably the worlds most knowledgeable person dealing with fats and oils. Younger folks may need to be told that she was the first person to really raise the whole healthy fat / unhealthy fat idea back in the seventies and eighties.. She is considered very credible and respected by her peers and has a wealth of books and reports that have involved a great scientific community. I currently live in a small town and would have no problem resourcing this information from my public library. I recommend that if you need further convincing to find out one of these resources as it is difficult to find credible scientific info on the web without being a scientist and searching through private scientific databases. Books are the way to go! There are also many books that have been written over the last thirty years that cite Mary Enig's and her colleges work such as Sally Fallon Michael Pollen.
http://www.life-enthusiast.com/index/Articles/Enig/The_Great_Con-ola
http://www.dldewey.com/canola.htm
Feb 19, 2011. 4:10 PMrbbiggs says:
I like my burgers cooked over dried cow dung (buffalo chips) Mmmm Mmmm

Is that carcinogenic?
Feb 17, 2011. 4:19 PMSpokehedz says:
Not a single peer-reviewed statement in the entire webpage. All articles from a magazine, which may or may not have been written by a 'PHD'.

Let me clarify, so you don't get me another webpage with one person's PERSONAL OPINIONS ON THE MATTER.

A peer reviewed paper is one that is published in a scientific journal, such as Nature or equivalent, in which the claim of Canola oil has been shown to be toxic.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peer_review

Not a webpage that was copy-and-pasted from a magazine that is not fact checked.

Otherwise, you are not proving your point by looking for a webpage that supports your claims--I can make a webpage that says anything. Doesn't mean a thing. Just means you can go to Google and type in "Canola oil toxic" (which, by the way, your 'answer' was the number 3 result.)
Feb 17, 2011. 1:21 PMthe_burrito_master says:
Dude wake up! there's non saturated and saturated oil non saturated has 2 or 3 molecules and saturated has 3 or 4, sorry i forgot my numbers.

I don't know what it is about the 3rd or 4th molecule but it's very bad, why are you on canola oils side so much are you married to it?

Who cares if it's easy to get ,so is cheese on a mousetrap for mice, does that make it the best choice? I'm throwing out to to inform the people so they might live an extra healthy 4-5 years.
Feb 17, 2011. 2:11 PMSpokehedz says:
Proof, or you are just talking out of your burrito hole. I don't believe anything without proof, and I have seen none.

If it is as dangerous as you make it out to be, you should have no issue looking up a published paper in a journal. Or several, as the case should be.
Feb 17, 2011. 4:03 PMBrent Anderson says:
Abstracts with sources noted
http://www.aspartame.ca/page_oho3.htm
http://www.aspartame.ca/page_oho3.htm#DEADLY
http://articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2000/01/23/canola-oil-update.aspx
Feb 17, 2011. 4:21 PMSpokehedz says:
None of those are from a scientific journal, and are as such not even close to what I asked for. You are still not proving your point by giving me the results on google.
Feb 17, 2011. 5:48 PMArbitror says:
This thread has provided a good read! I must agree with Spokehedz, none of you have provided scientific sources, proving you all to be healthnuts who can't say "I was wrong"...
Feb 17, 2011. 10:37 AMThoth says:
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/20687968

The repeated heating of cooking oil (regardless of type) to its smoke point cause the formation of potential carcinogenic compounds.
Feb 22, 2011. 3:03 PMaristocob says:
Congratulations on your win! They look very tasty indeed! Scott
Feb 18, 2011. 6:02 PMSageMinto says:
Looks interesting!

I've always wanted to try to re-create Simpsons recipes. Especially those Dessert Dogs Marge made.

I've definitely trying this!
Feb 17, 2011. 9:44 AMmdeblasi1 says:
I spoke to my cat on the subject. He said he does not mind if you first make soup then feed the wing tips to him. This way, you've got soup, and he's got gravy!

kthanxby,
Zucchini's monkey
Feb 17, 2011. 4:00 AMday-veed says:
DAMN these look good! Gotta try makin' these one day! By the way, wasabi is pronounced wasabay, not wasabee.
Feb 17, 2011. 9:36 AMharuspex says:
That's incorrect. You can view the pronunciation of "wasabi" here:
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/wasabi

...or your preferred dictionary.

It's pronounced:
/wah/-suh-bee

You can also hear an actual Japanese person pronouncing it here:
http://www.forvo.com/search/wasabi/

Forvo is great for hearing native pronunciations.
Feb 16, 2011. 8:40 PMthe_burrito_master says:
I'm not big on wings, but these look really good.
Feb 15, 2011. 12:22 AMjurspravka says:
Im love in it!
Feb 14, 2011. 4:29 PMtedrock says:
Do you use real wasabi paste or one of those mixtures of horseradish, mustard, and food coloring pastes?
Feb 14, 2011. 7:11 PMdehlome says:
Chinese drumstick!
Feb 14, 2011. 5:56 PMostomesto says:
love the idea of the simpsons food
Feb 14, 2011. 5:07 PMcaitlinsdad says:
KFC, Korean fried chicken.  Yum, bits of fried freshly grated ginger and soy sauce would be nice.
Feb 14, 2011. 3:19 PMjames1214 says:
sounds (and looks) magnificent! well, i know what i'm making next time i have a party to go to, my party bringing staple of late has been home made tacos al pastor, but its nice to have a new thing in the repertoire.
Feb 14, 2011. 1:20 PMlmaestro says:
nice post

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