"May Cthulhu eat this house last" cross stitch + pattern

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Protect your home from the Mighty Cthulhu! For now...

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Step 1: Inspiration for the project

I was browsing the web for some Cthulhu-related cross stitch patterns and I found this project. I really loved the sentence and the gap between the nice and neat embroidery blessing and the horrific truth that we will all end up in Cthulhu's great belly.

I decided to make a different version of it, without the house. I got the inspiration for the membranous wings and the elder sign from this pattern - although I changed it a bit.
I found this fantastic website to help me choose a font fit for cross stitching. You may also choose another font (you can find plenty of free alphabet patterns on the internet). Remember that upper case-only alphabet don't usually look good when used for a whole sentence.
Originally I was going for a spookier font but I actually like the innocent look on the Madrid font.

Step 2: Tools and materials

Picture of Tools and materials

You will need aida cloth or other fabric fit for cross stitch. The size of the image in the end will depend on your type of cloth and how far apart the holes in it are. I used a 7 aida cloth. In the end I find it a bit too small, but meh.

You will need 4 colours of embroidery floss, here are the ones I used :
Black : DMC 310
Dark green : DMC 895
Light green : DMC 3346
Red : DMC 817

You will need carbon paper to transfer the elder sign on the fabric. An embroidery hoop and a small screwdriver will be very helpful but you may do it without hoop (if you use a hoop though, you will need a screwdriver). I prefer wooden ones to elastic plastic ones.

You will obviously need scissors and a needle (embroidery needles are usually bigger and less sharp than sewing needles, and their eye is bigger).

You may find all of the above in a fabric shop.

In the end you will need a frame, but you should wait until the cross stitch is finish to take the measures.

mimicotton2 years ago
good job. nice work.
keverill992 years ago
Thank you for the clear instructions, I just bought all the supplies!
I'm just putting "May Cthulhu eat this house" cause I want to start a fight with my boyfriend about how DUMB our house is.
ExquiseMarquise (author)  keverill992 years ago
Let me know who wins!

(Awesome comment is awesome! Made my boyfriend and I laugh out loud!)
Awesome pattern and awesomely done!
ExquiseMarquise (author)  jessyratfink2 years ago
canida2 years ago
I love this. :)
ExquiseMarquise (author)  canida2 years ago
Thank you!
nnygamer2 years ago
I've heard a similar statement but they wanted to be eaten first to avoid watching the horror of everyone and everything being devoured.
ExquiseMarquise (author)  nnygamer2 years ago
That is correct, at least for true cultists.
Embrace the horror!

...but obviously "may Cthulhu eat this house first" wouldn't work as well for a parody of a blessing and would puzzle even more those ungodly people who haven't heard of Cthulhu.